Have Any Of You Had Sex With An Alien?

adgas

adgas

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Is that you beardo? good song, funny. the only alian ive fucked is a swedish chick that overstayed her visa :)
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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I sure did, it was spooky. I thought she was a normal, attractive woman, but in living with her for 3 years she showed me things that definitely weren't human. She has other-worldly powers: even when I thought I escaped the creature, it still has the power to consume a fair portion of my income. Scary shit...
 
Sara Saw It

Sara Saw It

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An alien had sex with me, or at least I thought it was an alien, but it was late, cold, and dark on one of those tripped out drunken nights in the forest. I kept telling it not to poke me there, but it persisted and seemed to enjoy it until he scurried away. I vaguely remember the light of the ship through my foggy eyes as it ascended into space. I wonder if my DNA was extracted to make little alien babies that are running around in the universe. I suppose I will never know.

Ah, distant memories...thanks beardo.
 
eye exaggerate

eye exaggerate

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tyler.durden said:
I sure did, it was spooky. I thought she was a normal, attractive woman, but in living with her for 3 years she showed me things that definite weren't human. She has other-worldly powers: even when I thought I escaped the creature, it still has the power to consume a fair portion of my income. Scary shit...
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succubus? :)
 
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fishwhistle

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You know you never hear of any female aliens spreading their pussy around only people getting boned or inseminated by them,maybe their pissed cause they dont have any pussy where they come from...
 
eye exaggerate

eye exaggerate

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fishwhistle said:
You know you never hear of any female aliens spreading their pussy around only people getting boned or inseminated by them,maybe their pissed cause they dont have any pussy where they come from...
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...really, do you think they'd want us in the ultra-galactic gene pool? It's a preventative measure, ultra-prophylactic ;)
 
RawBudzski

RawBudzski

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Yes I have.. & that is just amazing. I love that video, What kind of lawn mower is that? you are shytting on the rap game.
 
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