Have you ever...?

Morgan Lynn · Sep 29, 2011

Have you ever bitten your own finger while eating?

I just bit my finger while shoveling my sandwich in to my face.

I eat like a ravenous pig.

I like to eat my leftover crumbs too.

cannabineer · Sep 29, 2011

Yes!
What's worse imo is taking a juicy bite out of the inside of my cheek. Ow, and for some reason the sore does a weird little fester (ow ow) before healing. cn

lambofgod · Sep 29, 2011

all the time...more my tongue though. I graze across shit like a heard of cattle.

racerboy71 · Sep 29, 2011

never bite me finger, but i've bitten my tongue a few times and that shit hurts like a mofo for sure.. i hate when i do that so much..

Morgan Lynn · Sep 29, 2011

I got mad at my finger for being in the way of my sandwichy goodness.

cannabineer · Sep 29, 2011

Morgan Lynn said:
I got mad at my finger for being in the way of my sandwichy goodness.

Did you give it the ... oh wait that won't work. cn

rowlman · Sep 29, 2011

That shit hurts. I've done it a few times eating french fries.

Morgan Lynn · Sep 29, 2011

As hard as I try I will always be a messy eater. I cannot for the life of me eat gracefully. I'll eat a steak with my hands.

CR500ROOST · Sep 29, 2011

it happens to me when i eat french fries sometimes lol.Have you ever bit your cheek and it swells up a lil so you bite it again.?

rowlman · Sep 29, 2011

Morgan Lynn said:
As hard as I try I will always be a messy eater. I cannot for the life of me eat gracefully. I'll eat a steak with my hands.

lol...like with tacos, I get that shit everywhere...and I'm always the 1st one done!

mrboots · Sep 29, 2011

rowlman said:
That shit hurts. I've done it a few times eating french fries.

CR500ROOST said:
it happens to me when i eat french fries sometimes lol.Have you ever bit your cheek and it swells up a lil so you bite it again.?

You two must have some skinny-ass fingers if they get mistaken for french fries. Did you at least dip them in ketchup before you bit them?

rowlman · Sep 29, 2011

CR500ROOST said:
it happens to me when i eat french fries sometimes lol.Have you ever bit your cheek and it swells up a lil so you bite it again.?

once I bite my cheek, it swells so bad I'll keep biting it for days!...it's worse with greasy french fries !!

rowlman · Sep 29, 2011

mrboots said:
You two must have some skinny-ass fingers if they get mistaken for french fries. Did you at least dip them in ketchup before you bit them?

Not skinny fingers...just a big mouth with munchies!

marawana · Sep 29, 2011

Biting your cheek is a total buzz kill

racerboy71 · Sep 29, 2011

marawana said:
Biting your cheek is a total buzz kill

so is burning the inside of your shit with say some hot cheese off of a pizza, damn, that shit hurts for days...

fssalaska · Sep 29, 2011

i've bitten my tongue she would not stay still.

cannabineer · Sep 29, 2011

racerboy71 said:
so is burning the inside of your shit with say some hot cheese off of a pizza, damn, that shit hurts for days...

Microwave "Hot Pockets". Leeeeethal. All that nuked cheese. cn

themanwiththeplan · Sep 29, 2011

ive never finished 2nd when im eating with someone else...unless im in public. then i gotta pretend im not a closet fat ass (cuz while i may be skinny i sure eat like im a fatass whos been locked in a cave for a 2 weeks)

THENUMBER1022 · Sep 29, 2011

you sound like a girl who knows what to do with her hands. for sure.

fdd2blk · Sep 29, 2011

Morgan Lynn said:
Have you ever bitten your own finger while eating?

I just bit my finger while shoveling my sandwich in to my face.

I eat like a ravenous pig.

I like to eat my leftover crumbs too.

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