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THENUMBER1022 said:

you sound like a girl who knows what to do with her hands. for sure.

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I just almost spewed my beer!!

I tend to consume 80% food and 20% human flesh while eating. Next post I make will be "Have you ever chewed a finger off by accident?"

Charlie bit my finger

Maybe you should of put ketchup on it!!!!

Put on a pair of ovegloves before you eat.

eating a hamburger at work one time i bit down on my tongue ring. broke a molar straight in half, had tofinish out the day and see the dentist first thing the next morning........

needless to say the Freeman has no more piercings.

Urca said:

Have you ever bitten your own finger while eating?

I just bit my finger while shoveling my sandwich in to my face.

I eat like a ravenous pig.

I like to eat my leftover crumbs too.

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Where have you been? Are you at Occupy Wall Street? Did you enroll in that cooking class yet? Have you listened to the mix tape I made you yet? Hope all has been well with you and hope your step dads penis is feeling better-

hahahah wtf?

I broke a tooth with my tongue ring twice.

I will not pierce my tongue ever again.

Morgan Lynn said:

I broke a tooth with my tongue ring twice.

I will not pierce my tongue ever again.

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I chipped my tooth on a clit ring...flicking it and it's clicking on my teeth and sure enough I chipped my front tooth a little

Morgan Lynn said:

I broke a tooth with my tongue ring twice.

I will not pierce my tongue ever again.

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my tongue ring broke my tooth-gone.
my labbre piercing continuosly went into my lip, like the back was inside my lip and not my mouth and would start healing over.-gone
my eye brow piercing almost got ripped off in a fight-gone
my nipple peircings, one got caught when i took off my shirt at cross country practice, and it felt like it 'ripped' my nipple. -both gone

and now im pierceless.... piercings are too much fucking trouble man, cleaning em, and all. fuck it. im sticking with my tat's.

The only piercing that hasnt given me issues was my septum.

Eyebrows rejected, labret was a bitch, monroe was a bitch, tongue was a bitch, but the septum was nice. I could hide it easily and it healed in days.

yuk! lol. i could never do that. im such a pussy. lol

all my piercing were done at friends houses with carpet needles. lol. ya we did alot of extacy back in the day, and the girls loved to pierce mother fuckers while rolling. the girl who did my labret also pierced her own nipples that night. it was fucking wild. ya piercings are a pain in the ass. im glad mine are gone. every now and again id catch my labret with my teeth while eating.

My labret never closed up. You know how earing holes never close up completely? Thats how my labret is. I have a hole in my fucking face.

it took a couple years for my eye bro piercing to heal. you can still see where it went, it looks like a hole, but its healed on the inside. so now people ask, you have a eyebrow pierced. .. no, bitch just didnt heal right i guess. my labret healed nicely tho, all you can see is a round scar, but no holes.

my niipples. my nipples healed fucked up.the chick who did my nipples went thru the areola, and not the actual nipple 'tip' i guess. so i have two bumps on either side of both nipples. and i can feel a 'tube' of scar tissue from here the piercings were. as the years go by, it gets less noticable. but those were by far the WORST feeling peircings i got. she did it on her bed, while i was laying down, and my two homeboys held my arms down, so as not to make things worse if i moved. when the first needle entered my body, i straight up came up of that bed nearly, its was like i was in a crunch position, with 2 dudes trying to hold me down on the bed. by the time the second one was done, i was straight up delusional.

kids, dont pierce at home. lol

racerboy71 said:

so is burning the inside of your shit with say some hot cheese off of a pizza, damn, that shit hurts for days...

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or eating fried food with crunchy breading. i hate that shit. and regular captain crunch. like eating glass.

Yep bit my fingers many times. I have thick fingers with heavy callouses. Still hurts like a bitch.

It's the unbridled enthusiasm that's responsible. Good thing you don't have teeth down there, girl!

I'm an old fart. I've never approved of piercings. I get a certain amount of schadenfreude reading about the trouble they can cause.

I wish I could say something grumpy about tattoos also. Have to put some thought into that.

Oh yeah, and I can't stand the music either.

I swallowed my tongue ring once. I replaced it, but eventually got sick of it and took it out.

Took out the labret for work and lost it. Decided not to get a replacement since I had to remove it so frequently in order to appear professional. I still have a hole.

Frenulum Piercing never healed properly so it's gone.

gf didn't like the prince albert or the scrotal piercings so they are gone.

All I got left is both nipples.