Having problems in my area

cannabineer

cannabineer

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beardo said:
Oh yeah, that reminds me, I have poured bleach into a bath and soaked in it.
And during the winter it's not so bad but when it starts to warm up and the snow melts so does my crotch it gets worse in the summer.
It smells to, sometimes I can smell it through my pants when i'm sitting down
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I'm telling you ... they have a cream for that!! cn

 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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You guys are trippin with that bleach. The first time I had sex wasn't free and I was drunk, but right afterwards while she was still there, I had a drunken epiphany and realized the error of my ways; so I jumped up and started scrubbin my junk in the sink. It was a gas station bathroom. You know the one, on the backside of the place, where you have to go in to ask for a key that's usaully attached to a tire, or hubcap, or a pitbull, so anyway, this place is like her backyard because she knew the door lock was broken so that's why we went in there. Sorry. So, I'm scrubbin my junk, she's doing jumping jacks to get the jizz out, and I'm like almost crying thinking about how I probably died the first time I had sex. I knew I had HIV, HepC, HPV, and all of the other acronyms. While I am scrubbing I notice a can of something like ajax/comet, but it's a bad part of town so it's white with blue letters that say "abrasive scrub". I start using a little of that cause after a few minutes my drunken euphoria has turned into a pit of depair. I'm working it in with my fingertips, really focusing, now I'm leaning on the door jamb. Who knows how long it's been when she says, "hey, you gotta go". I washed off and ran home. Anyway, sorry, margarita ramble, Shit dired my sack out for two weeks. I bet that will work. Sorry for the sotrym again
 
WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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joe macclennan said:
drink copious amounts of bleach. Cures all infections or disease.
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I find this funny and sad at the same time. I knew a kid, well a guy in his early 20's, not the sharpest tool in the shed. Someone told him to do a shot of bleach a day for a week to pass a piss test...he did, shortly after started having multiple organ failures, spent months in IC before he died...Darwin nomination anyone?
 
eye exaggerate

eye exaggerate

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beardo said:
So I have been having problems in my area, anyone else been having issues? Sometimes it's not so bad but then it gets worse again. I have tried a lot of different ways to try to avoid problems but it seems unavoidable. I'm ok for now it's just an annoyance but i'm afraid some day it may flare up and become a major problem
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...have you tried dipping your area in milk thistle?

..."Silybum" :lol:
 
beardo

beardo

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No, I'll have to try it. I take milk thistle pills for my liver but I've never soaked in it
 
beardo

beardo

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All of my underwear are ten to fifteen years old, I wonder if that might be part of the problem, the material on some of them feels funny from being washed so many times
 
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