I've been gone so long my identity is lost...WHO AM I!!!!????Who are you..?
I don't know who I am or how I ended up on your monkey bars. All I have to go on is a laser with a swiss bank account that was sewed into my back!And what are you doing in my playground..?
ur goat looks funny retardedYou best get away from round here... This story sounds familiar...
Yes I had an absolutely wonderful time. Haven't drank that much alcohol since I turned 21!! I felt most welcomed! I too look forward to going back in a few years. I don't know if I could stomach taking anything with me. I've never been subject to so many or such rigorous searches before. But I heard if I had more time in Beijing I could've met up with the Africaans slanging the hash but we only had 5 days there and no free time.Ah, always a great experience. Most i remember is getting absolutely trolleyed, throwing up all over the place in a 5 star hotel, and getting very very high. I planned ahead and took a half ounce with me when i visited under advise that it would be rather difficult to come by I'm just gurning for another opportunity to get out there, or back to HK alternatively.
Haha yeah me too, everyone stared and wanted their picture taken with me! They all wanted me to hold their babies too! I took a total of 6 flights while I was there and seriously lost count of how many patdowns I was subject too. At one point they took out my chapstick and smelled it!Ha, i didn't get searched once, just stared at by seemingly everyone as if they've never seen a 6 foot plus white giant. Roar!
What's up buddy! The most exotic thing I ate was fried scorpion in Beijing and dog in Guizhou I went with my wife, who was born in Guizhou, and for the entirety of the vacation ate as they did and immersed myself in the culture. I took 15gb worth of pictures. I will post a few for your viewing pleasure good sir.Welcome back! So what was the most exotic thing you ate while you were there and have any pics to share?
Do you have any pictures of the dog before it ended up on your plate..?
Haha good to know. I would have been lost on that one.And neo... now that you're back you may notice some people mention goats... and in particular the sacrificing of...
if you are curious about it at all then this link may help to explain it...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sacrifice%20a%20goat