help imn so fucked

ElectricPineapple

ElectricPineapple

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now as for the advice i will give to you. DO NOT GROW MJ. just right now. save up, move out and get a job. then start an indoor crop. thats what i did and now im about 5-6 week from harvest with some already fire looking nugs. my WW is getting trichs on lower fan leaves. insanium.
 
FoolBloom

FoolBloom

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First of all (to the fuck naming me peddy) I grow a legal plant legally. Second, this forum is for adults, also you know not what ideology I subscribe, so make no assumptions. And as for my reference to said childs penis, it was an analogy. Do you know what that is? Its was a comparative reference to make my point better understood(obviously over your head). Now as far as creating sympathy for said child, I gave my advice, but do you understand the risk he has unecesarrily placed his family in? Not cool. I do not support children in this venture period. I don't buy kids alcohol, tobacco, or guns. As for said childs response to me, I do not care how mature you are, you are obviously naieve, when it comes to this trust no one. Not even family. And last of all, if you can't handle a little internet bashing then your best to leave it alone cause after all, its the fucking internet, everyone here hides behind an electric mask (except a few people on here), practice your wit and come back when a strangers typed words don't hurt your feelings.
 
shmow52

shmow52

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shizz said:
sounds like u should be in school and not worried about growing weed.
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even if he is in school who gives a shit, i grew in high school and i maintained a 4.0 gpa, dont be so quick to judge man. I mean half the people on this website probably grew or tried growing in high school, and im sure more than half of them were "fuck-ups" in high school, not saying you are, but so many people are being hypocritical about the subject.
 
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krowleey

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deprave said:
Dude nobody wants to help you maybe cause your obviously a minor, and you prove it in this post, this is against forum rules, as for being more mature then 'a lot of the kids here' - kids are not allowed here. You should be focusing on school not marijuana your just going to get yourself in trouble and possibly ruin your future kid, depending where you live its possible that at 17 you can be tried as an adult and get a permanent felony on your record after serving some time in jail, you will start off your life in debt and without the abillity to get a job cause you have a felony so you will never be able to pay off your fine and now you have bad credit so you can never get a house, loan for a car, loan for a bussiness NOTHING you will be doomed, dont grow unless you really enjoy poverty, wait till your an adult before you decide if you want to do this and try your best to do it legally thats my advice. It doesn't matter if your mature mentally your likely not financially mature enough to handle being busted and it will ruin your life if you cant handle the half a million dollar fines some states will slap on you if you get busted for growing.
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i find it hilarious people giving other people shit for doing the same illegal shit they are doing. they have a word for that
 
deprave

deprave

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krowleey said:
i find it hilarious people giving other people shit for doing the same illegal shit they are doing. they have a word for that
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Well first off I have never grown weed illegally, second off, this is a child not an adult and lastly Im not 'giving him shit' I am laying out a little dose of reality for him and giving him proper advice.
 
BuddaRoom

BuddaRoom

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bobmarley15 said:
okayy so me and my friend are growing about 3 plants they are small n we are planning to plant them in these woods near our house. but my friend is obv a moron and told his little 13 year old brother who will most likly rat me out since the plants are at my house. what should i do should i just not worry about it or should i plant them in the woods even though thier really small. by the way my friends dad is a cop:?
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growing ABOUT 3 plants ?! F..in hell you cant even count lol ?!
 
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krowleey

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deprave said:
Well first off I have never grown weed illegally, second off, this is a child not an adult
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sorry, i have my doctor's recommendation too. It is still illegal, and yes you can still be arrested and do time even with our piece of paper. So yes you are growing weed illegally. You may want to check out norml.org lot's of good credible information there. And we have no idea if this is a child. unless they state their age you are making assumptions. While i agree the OP sounds like a kid, i am not completely certain of it.
 
stupidclown

stupidclown

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this thread if funny as hell.

man kill those plant like now, cop/dad may come looking for them best they don't exist

and to everyone else, yes he shouldn't be growing, and for sure not at his parents, but so many people here are growing illegal. cut the kid some slack, like you never grew weed.
 
shmow52

shmow52

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Even if he is a kid, im sure that he has thought this through and none of you are going to change his mind about growing, he is looking for help, he is not looking for a bunch of bashing telling him that he shouldnt grow. My advice is to if they arent ready to go outside see if you can have 1 of your friends that knows your growing hang on to them, then gather as much information on the situation as you can, and judge if you think its ok to go ahead with you orginal plan or alter in anyway. You know about your friend, his family, and the situation more than any of us would ever know. hope it works out.
 
deprave

deprave

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krowleey said:
sorry, i have my doctor's recommendation too. It is still illegal, and yes you can still be arrested and do time even with our piece of paper. So yes you are growing weed illegally. You may want to check out norml.org lot's of good credible information there. And we have no idea if this is a child. unless they state their age you are making assumptions. While i agree the OP sounds like a kid, i am not completely certain of it.
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Might wanna read thru it again, he states he is 17 years old.
 
FoolBloom

FoolBloom

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Well I don't give a shit if its illegal or not, doing dumb shit...smack in the face. Always worked for me. And by states right, what I do is legal. I don't give a shit about the feds cause they don't give a shit to me. Ina country where child rapist do less time then pot offenders, ill gladly be a maurtur. Just don't do dumb shit and dumb shit won't catch ya.
 
waz666

waz666

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lol why do you need a grow partner for 3 plants? and why would you be loyal to a partner who already betrayed your trust. You should punch your "partner" in the fucking balls.... He's the problem, first rule in growing is tell know one your growing. At least that's what i've read since I clearly don't grow :)
 
qwerty0260

qwerty0260

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FoolBloom said:
First of all (to the fuck naming me peddy) I grow a legal plant legally. Second, this forum is for adults, also you know not what ideology I subscribe, so make no assumptions. And as for my reference to said childs penis, it was an analogy. Do you know what that is? Its was a comparative reference to make my point better understood(obviously over your head). Now as far as creating sympathy for said child, I gave my advice, but do you understand the risk he has unecesarrily placed his family in? Not cool. I do not support children in this venture period. I don't buy kids alcohol, tobacco, or guns. As for said childs response to me, I do not care how mature you are, you are obviously naieve, when it comes to this trust no one. Not even family. And last of all, if you can't handle a little internet bashing then your best to leave it alone cause after all, its the fucking internet, everyone here hides behind an electric mask (except a few people on here), practice your wit and come back when a strangers typed words don't hurt your feelings.
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Someone sounds a little too upset. You seem like the most arrogant fuck I've ever heard. Are you that dunce that you have to brag about knowing what an analogy is? I'm pretty sure I learned those in 5th grade so don't get too excited. That was a pretty stupid analogy if you were not trying to sound like a complete prick that likes to talk about a child's penis. That is still pretty fucking creepy to me. Just wondering, how long did it take you to type out that "Intelligent" response. I'm guessing atleast 30-45 minutes.

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And by states right, what I do is legal. I don't give a shit about the feds cause they don't give a shit to me.
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Is it me or is this not the most "naieve" thing I've ever heard. Nice attempt at spelling naive. You definately weren't a highschool fuck up. I'm guessing a drop out. Back on the topic of your stupid ass comment. Do you really think that because they don't give a shit about you that it makes the "illegal activity" you are doing legal? I hate to break it to you, IT IS STILL ILLEGAL. Just a question, how many people know about your "tiny dick". If you say 0, you are not only a stupid prick that makes fun of "children", you are also a complete liar. Well I guess I'm done embarrasing you on the internet behind my "electric mask". Go milk a male cow fucking tool. I say all of this with no due respect. Blaze one and have a good night peddy.:-D
 
qwerty0260

qwerty0260

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ElectricPineapple said:
sometimes it takes a few harsh words to get it through your skull that associating yourself with a cops son is DUMB. cops dont give a rats ass about the public especially a punk kid. not saying you are one but in their eyes, every kid but their own is some punk kid. thats good you put them in the woods. i hope you didnt put them on your property. also keep the visits to an absolute minimum and take different trails their. as to not make a trail. people, not just cops, follow trail on hikes and such. dont want some unexpected person walking up on them. either go out their early in the morning or late at night and that the most prominant wind direction is 1/2 mile or more form any people. now, dig a 3x3 hole. 3 wide 3 deep. fill with amended soil. many other threads on here on amended soil recipes. put in there. what are temps like? if ever get to 100+ then find something with 4-6 hours direct sunlight and the rest indirect. also a place not easy to get to. dont grow tree out there because you cannot hide those nor the smell. also yu will prob have rodent and pest troubles. if you want to make it to harvest makes sure you take care of those. how is that for some help. now i cant stress this enough. stop associating yourself with a cops son, in the growing weed department that is. tell him to sit back and relax and he can have some when its done. dont tell him where it is. if he already knows then move them to another location. if he told his brother what is to stop him from showing him. or his brother blackmailing him to take him to go see them. lil brothers can be little bastards sometime.

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This is more of the type of response that was needed. Even if your advice is you fucked up your grow, get rid of them, there is a polite way of saying it. There is nothing wrong with tough constructive criticism, but foolbloom's comment was just completely unnecessary. Yeah, I'm talking about you peddy. I would definately follow pineapple's advice bob. He seems to want to contribute actual advice. Not "don't tell people about your tiny dick". That was pretty helpful peddy.
 
ElectricPineapple

ElectricPineapple

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well actually my real advice is to wait til he is old enough to be able to get his own place, but if it is help he wants, i will share the knowledge i have for outdoor growing.
 
BuddaRoom

BuddaRoom

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okayy so me and my 1) friend are growing about 2) 3 plants they are 3) small n we are planning to plant them in 4) these woods near our house. but my 1) friend is obv a moron and told his little 1) 13 year old brother who will most likly 5) rat me out since the 3) plants are 5) at my house. what should i do should i just not worry about it or should i plant them in the 4) woods even though thier really 3) small. by the way my 1) friends dad is a 1) cop

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Rep me at will LMAO :P
 
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rickythepotgod

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shit dude i would put them so far away from where you and your friend scoped out and just tell him that you pulled the plants up...THIER DEAD...MUHAHAHA...oh yeah...ummm any way..i would also slap the life out of dudes little brother and if the cops come around just remember....you HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!! dont say shit...just be like....what weed..i dont even know what weed looks like...and if they find the plants..be like...shit i didnt know they was there...so that means you can go checking up on them EVERYday...just chill check up on them every 2 to 3 weeks.
 
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