Help Me Pass My Drug Test.

So yeah got to pass a piss test. Stopped smoking for a little bit but realized after 3+ years of all day everyday smoking it wasn't going to happen. So my question for you all is do I go for one of the detox drinks or synthetic uren? Anyone have experience with either I would love to hear your thoughts.

For a job or for the court?
If its for a job and they can't legally watch you then by all means go for the synthetic urine.
Don't use the optional "spout" lid they give you - just use the solid cap and pour it in the cup.
Make sure to keep it body temp too. Smuggle it in your underwear or something 'cos they won't let you bring backpacks or that kinda' thing into the wash room with you.

drink alot of water...

Drink! Drink! Drink! Water and Orange juice! Get up the morning of the test. Drink your morning cup of coffee or tea or even better your morning cup of O.J.! Then as early possible, start drinking on a half gallon of O.J. Try to drink it all as fast as you can stand. I usually get it drank in about 15-20 mins. After you get it down, start drinking on a bottle of water. You'll mos def pee before you finish the first bottle of water! That's good, and it opens up the flood gates!! You'll pee several times over the course of the next several hours. Just keep drinking on your bottled water. Guaranteed Way To Pass!!!! I have passed FOUR piss tests this way.Just make sure to piss twice after you drink the half gallon of O.J., then your allowing your kidney's to fill up w/ fresh, non thc containing, fluid. And since you keep drinking your water, you don't give the "new" fluid in your kidneys time to accumulate the thc in it before your pissing it out because your replacing it w/ MORE "new fluid". Simple.

he is 16 and his mom is making him stop

robert 14617 said:

he is 16 and his mom is making him stop

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Ha thanks guys got to get a job. Finally graduated college after too many years got a job lined up I used to intern for. So yeah no one will be watching me.

robert 14617 said:

he is 16 and his mom is making him stop

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......na not me but good guess

synthetic urine bud.

I don't know if it's true or not, but I heard working out could help.

Well it is supposed to be how much you sweat, and I do Bikarm Yoga so I sweat tons. Its just I have family higher up in this company so failing a drug test is not an option. Going to go with my normal Bikram and quit a few days before take a home drug test, if no good Im going synthetic.

college student don't you have friends with kids or who don't smoke , cleen urine is free, a friend my wife works with keeps a bottle of her youngest kids urine put up for tests at the hospital where she works

working out will help burn up fat cells that the thc is in and drink lots of water and antioxidents like cranberry juice and they day off the test take a couple vitamin c pills and chug a gallon or 2 of water and u will be good. but it might be vitamin e i forget one of them will make your piss turn almost its natural color so you wont give them clear piss from chugging so much water

piss em a cup of water.

quit smoking pot could help as well i guess.

go with some synthetic urine.. i have to give ua's about once a month or so, not for the courts or anything, just some dumb crap, and after 8 years, they suddenly started busting my balls over thc.. so i went online and got a whizzanator and some urine luck syn, piss, and some hand warmers, and it works like a champ... the synthetic urine even comes with two hand warmers and a temp strip.. why stop smoking to get a job, thats just retarded.. go synthetic, and never look back.. and since it's for a job, you don't need a whizzanator, you would be golden with just the synthetic urine.. trust me, those detox drinks and teas are a complete waste of money imho, synthetic works every time, just follow the directions on the back of the box and your in like flynn..

There are a thousand places to buy the fake stuff. I've bought from head shops and got it from friends. The last time I needed some, I got it from NoFearDetox.net. I got it in two days and I passed the test my wife had me take with no problem. The bad part was, she really felt bad about accusing me when the test came back clean. LOL... I love this stuff.

lol wow you get drug tested by the wife that wouldnt be cool

lots of cranberry pills man.

Just take a break. I had to stop for three months for the court, and it felt good. By the end I had lost all my tolerance. You could try jwh although that stuff sucks.

heir proctor said:

Just take a break. I had to stop for three months for the court, and it felt good. By the end I had lost all my tolerance. You could try jwh although that stuff sucks.

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yea fuck that shit it makes you feel wiered