Help me troll thieves
- Thread starter UncleBuck
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I suggested automotive retribution, and found out that Young Capone only has a bicycle. The Grumpy Old Men "fish under the seat" trick would a been classic. cn
blazinkill504
Well-Known Member
i wouldnt say shit an constantly watch for the little fuckers to come back again an when they do have em meet the end of a 12 gauge an explain to them why takin other peoples shit is wrong. then have some people help you duct tape them to their front doors for their parents to find. thats just my first idea i should have more after i smoke an get some food.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I cannot imagine UB willingly owning/operating a firearm. cn
Johnnyorganic
Well-Known Member
Have you upgraded basic security?
Is your yard fenced? If so, is the gate locked?
Does the greenhouse have a lock?
I realize those are basic questions. But it is amazing how often burglaries are thwarted by basic security measures.
Until then, bring a sleeping bag into the greenhouse and surprise their stupid asses.
Or play a radio in the greenhouse when you are not in there. The plants will like it, too.
NOTE: To the blacklisting cocksuckers out there - Suck my dick and lick my asshole.
UncleBuck
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yep, got her sealed up tighter than a nun's hoo hoo now. multiple alarms, wooden slats every 6'' or so, lock on the door, padlock on the fence.
i don't quite get that last line though (i know it's not directed at me).
blazinkill504
Well-Known Member
damn well just get a big ass knife an act slightly crazy its just they might run from just a knife. if they heard a shotgun cock an someone say dont fuckin move...i doubt they're goin anywhere. you really need to borrow a shotty buck scare the tits off em.
afrawfraw
Well-Known Member
Stun guns work better in close quarters. We want to tar and feather them, not TM them.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Brilliant. A good tarring and feathering. Use roofing cement and dead fan leaves. cn
<edit> As a loincloth.
<edit> As a loincloth.
Blue Wizard
Well-Known Member
<---- Shot/stun gun. Fires a fin stabilized projectile that delivers a 500 volt charge and has a built in stun gun on the fore end.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
"reach out and convulse someone". cn
Johnnyorganic
Well-Known Member
The last line is dedicated to the dickless fuckheads who keep reporting this Web site as a security threat.
I am compelled to jump through hoops just to get here - every time.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I just went seven pages back looking. What goat pic? cn
Murfy
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yep-
matter of fact. a whole bunch of funny posts got deleted. all of a sudden we're flagging posts?! pussy.
is buck a mod? i'll laugh if he is. he's pissed cause i trolled his thread all day long with some funny shit, and outshined him.
i suggested gettin him drunk and introducing him to betty, then when the roofies kick in, decloth him and leave him in the goat pen. it was illustrated.
buck you hater. try hooking weight s on it. i heard that can work.
matter of fact. a whole bunch of funny posts got deleted. all of a sudden we're flagging posts?! pussy.
is buck a mod? i'll laugh if he is. he's pissed cause i trolled his thread all day long with some funny shit, and outshined him.
i suggested gettin him drunk and introducing him to betty, then when the roofies kick in, decloth him and leave him in the goat pen. it was illustrated.
buck you hater. try hooking weight s on it. i heard that can work.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Buck was a mod but hung up his truncheon. He's now a free agent. Someone else must have did it. cn
Murfy
Well-Known Member
really its quite amusing-
that buck would even be pissed. i mean, he HAD alot of weed, and those guys DIDN'T, so rightfully, they just took it.
i mean, that's only fair. only like 10% of growers have good weed. what about the other 90%. they shouldn't have any good weed. just look at it like this buck, you were just doing you're duty as a patriotic american.
that buck would even be pissed. i mean, he HAD alot of weed, and those guys DIDN'T, so rightfully, they just took it.
i mean, that's only fair. only like 10% of growers have good weed. what about the other 90%. they shouldn't have any good weed. just look at it like this buck, you were just doing you're duty as a patriotic american.