Help me troll thieves

Murfy

Murfy

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you should keep this thread updated-

it'll be fun to gamble on the finer points of this debacle.
 
WeedKillsBrainCells

WeedKillsBrainCells

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a thief - dont like. in a rastafarian hoodie - i definitely dont like (misrepresentation, see point #1). uses hashtags like some faggy twitter cunt. god i hate humans, what a piece of shit. just go beat him for every fag that ever stole anything
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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UncleBuck said:
so i found out who has been breaking into my greenhouse and stealing my plants.

the neighbors were over for a bonfire. we got to talking about the break ins, and the son mentioned one of his friend's facebook posts which read "stolen plants. #goodbud". it was posted by the same kid in the rastafarian hoodie who my neighbor saw gawking at my greenhouse.

well, i now have pictures, names, and addresses of the three kids involved in the thieving.

what would you do now?

first thought: knock on their door, talk to their parents.

second thought: my neighbor and i go to the police and report seeing them trespassing on my property.

third thought: elaborate troll prank that leaves them scarred for life (no bodily injuries).

so, what would you do?
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Revenge is a dish best served cold. Please post their info if satisfactory retribution has not been meted.
 
chewberto

chewberto

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This is easy... Classic frank dukes "Bloodsport" here. Kid tried to still Shidoshi Tanakas sword, gets caught and beat down by his son, but then tanaka trained him (JCVD) to be in the Kumate to make his master proud! So...
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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one kid moved away, the other is in juvenile hall for drugs according to the neighbor's son.

they were replaced by much more unknown and bold thieves last season. three attempts were made at my yard throughout the season but all were thwarted.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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UncleBuck said:
one kid moved away, the other is in juvenile hall for drugs according to the neighbor's son.

they were replaced by much more unknown and bold thieves last season. three attempts were made at my yard throughout the season but all were thwarted.
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Curious. What thwarted them.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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dangledo said:
when they were climbing your fence, did you smash their dick beaters with a shovel?
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two times we heard a hand on the chainlink fence, and making it known that we were there and awake sent them running both times. they don't expect that at 4:30 am.

the third time i wasn't there, but someone tried to walk right in through the fence door at 3pm. my 60 year old neighbor, who i asked to keep an eye on things, saw them stroll in and was back there before they were even to the greenhouse. they ran like she was a 6'4'' powerlifter with a sawed off shotgun pointed at them.
 
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