MightyMike530
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@TheTrippyHippie did you pass?
HELP! Need to pass a drug test!
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TheTrippyHippie
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So I had my third day at work and I have a synthetic solution by QuickFix. I still didn't take a drug test and the token expires on Friday. I heard that they dont really make you go if it expires and you're already working. I went in blazed (third day was today, the process took way longer than I anticipated) and I actually did much better high haha. I love the job and get good OT.
I was just freaking out over passing my drug test last week and was looking all over this forum and figured I should share my story to help others in my situation:
A little over 2 months ago I was offered a job upon completion of a drug test that they would send me in the mail at any point from then until my start date (3 months). Keep in mind I am a female at 5'6", weigh 125 lbs and I smoke a good amount of weed on a daily basis I didn't smoke for almost 2 months and went to Quest Diagnostics to take my drug screening on April 16. I knew I was 100% going to pass so immediately after I started burning it down and 5 days later (APRIL FUCKING 21ST) I get a call at 8am telling me that my pee was too diluted and that I have to retake the drug test. I was able to get the drug screening postponed for 13 days so I started freaking out trying to find the best way to detox. Now, after 5 days, I passed 2 different home drug tests with 8 days left until the real one! This is how I did it:
1. I FREAKED OUT - I swear when I say I researched everything and anything about THC/drug screenings/Quest Diagnostics.
2. I drank so much water that I felt as if I had to pee every 20 minutes. Once my water bottle was empty, I refilled it and kept the process going. I drank only water - nothing else.
3. I took an insane amount of vitamins/supplements that definitely aren't good to take in such large amounts but hey, this job is a HUGE deal to me. Specifically, I went to CVS and bought Niacin, B12, B6, Biotin, Cranberry Pills, Garlic, Green Tea Extract, L-Carnitine, and Metamucil and took the recommended dose for each.
4. I went out and bought a TON of organic vegetables and refrained from eating any fatty foods.
5. I meant to work out a lot more than I did because THC is stored in your fat but my time was limited. But when I did workout, it was extreme. I had my boyfriend saran wrap my entire body and I dressed in all sweats before running outside. After about only 15-20 around the track, I was dripping in sweat and had to go inside to shower. One time I was too embarrassed to run outside in full sweats (its really hot where I live), so I sat in the car with the heat on full blast with a bottle of water until I felt that I sweat about the same as I did when I ran.
And voila!!! 5 days later I took an at-home drug test and although somewhat faint, the line that designated my urine negative of THC appeared!!!! I have taken one more (a different brand) since then and will continue to drink tons of water until my drug test. I still have 8 days to go so hopefully my pee doesn't come back diluted this time!! I hope this helps!
A little over 2 months ago I was offered a job upon completion of a drug test that they would send me in the mail at any point from then until my start date (3 months). Keep in mind I am a female at 5'6", weigh 125 lbs and I smoke a good amount of weed on a daily basis I didn't smoke for almost 2 months and went to Quest Diagnostics to take my drug screening on April 16. I knew I was 100% going to pass so immediately after I started burning it down and 5 days later (APRIL FUCKING 21ST) I get a call at 8am telling me that my pee was too diluted and that I have to retake the drug test. I was able to get the drug screening postponed for 13 days so I started freaking out trying to find the best way to detox. Now, after 5 days, I passed 2 different home drug tests with 8 days left until the real one! This is how I did it:
1. I FREAKED OUT - I swear when I say I researched everything and anything about THC/drug screenings/Quest Diagnostics.
2. I drank so much water that I felt as if I had to pee every 20 minutes. Once my water bottle was empty, I refilled it and kept the process going. I drank only water - nothing else.
3. I took an insane amount of vitamins/supplements that definitely aren't good to take in such large amounts but hey, this job is a HUGE deal to me. Specifically, I went to CVS and bought Niacin, B12, B6, Biotin, Cranberry Pills, Garlic, Green Tea Extract, L-Carnitine, and Metamucil and took the recommended dose for each.
4. I went out and bought a TON of organic vegetables and refrained from eating any fatty foods.
5. I meant to work out a lot more than I did because THC is stored in your fat but my time was limited. But when I did workout, it was extreme. I had my boyfriend saran wrap my entire body and I dressed in all sweats before running outside. After about only 15-20 around the track, I was dripping in sweat and had to go inside to shower. One time I was too embarrassed to run outside in full sweats (its really hot where I live), so I sat in the car with the heat on full blast with a bottle of water until I felt that I sweat about the same as I did when I ran.
And voila!!! 5 days later I took an at-home drug test and although somewhat faint, the line that designated my urine negative of THC appeared!!!! I have taken one more (a different brand) since then and will continue to drink tons of water until my drug test. I still have 8 days to go so hopefully my pee doesn't come back diluted this time!! I hope this helps!
IIGHOSTII
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If u have a GMC near you they have a detox supplement in liquid form. I recently had to take a drug test for the court system and I used this stuff. I drank it 2hours before I took the test and passed it no problem. It cost $60 but well worth it.
http://www.gnc.com/graphics/product_images/pGNC1-10854443dt.jpg
http://www.gnc.com/graphics/product_images/pGNC1-10854443dt.jpg
quit_sweating
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I have been panicking for 5 days and my results just came in and I PASSED. Back Story..Im in the Military (couple more months and I'm out, so for all you haters that got something to say about soldiers smoking...I wont lose any sleep over your ignorant comments 
) So anyways, I had a surprise drug test come up the day after I smoked. I had about an hour notice so I went to the local smoke shop and bought P-sure. I've never used synthetic urine before but it was my only option. I stopped at a local gas station on the way back, popped it in their microwave for 10 seconds, and went to the dreaded drug test. Let me tell you pulling off a UA under direct supervision and with synthetic urine is difficult but do-able. I thought for sure I was screwed because it's the military...they have all the state of the art equipment. After days of researching their labs I found out that first they perform an immunoassay test and if that test gives positive result then they do a Gas Chromatography test. They check specific gravity, PH balance, EVERYTHING. I was STRESSING to say the least but P-sure is freaking my saving grace!!!!! I still can't believe it worked but I am so glad it did. This is a complete legit, truthful story so everyone out there panicking breathe easy. Just follow the directions that come with it, keep it correct temp and you'll be ok.
) So anyways, I had a surprise drug test come up the day after I smoked. I had about an hour notice so I went to the local smoke shop and bought P-sure. I've never used synthetic urine before but it was my only option. I stopped at a local gas station on the way back, popped it in their microwave for 10 seconds, and went to the dreaded drug test. Let me tell you pulling off a UA under direct supervision and with synthetic urine is difficult but do-able. I thought for sure I was screwed because it's the military...they have all the state of the art equipment. After days of researching their labs I found out that first they perform an immunoassay test and if that test gives positive result then they do a Gas Chromatography test. They check specific gravity, PH balance, EVERYTHING. I was STRESSING to say the least but P-sure is freaking my saving grace!!!!! I still can't believe it worked but I am so glad it did. This is a complete legit, truthful story so everyone out there panicking breathe easy. Just follow the directions that come with it, keep it correct temp and you'll be ok.I need to pass a drug test tmrw or the next day what should i do
Panic?
Seriously, when did you find out about the test? When was the last time you used?
manfredo
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So don't leave us in suspense...What happened?
Wow it's crazy you Americans have to constantly be drug-screened. That's nuts!
I've never had a drug screening ever done in Canada. Never even heard of such a thing from anyone. Seems like an invasion of privacy to us Canadians.
"There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation." - Pierre Trudeau, 1968
Trudeau goes on to say "what's done in private between adults doesn't concern the Criminal Code."
My god, you Americans have no privacy. Talk about living in a free country. When your career invades your privacy so much they have to know what you do in private, I don't know if that's called freedom.
I've never had a drug screening ever done in Canada. Never even heard of such a thing from anyone. Seems like an invasion of privacy to us Canadians.
"There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation." - Pierre Trudeau, 1968
Trudeau goes on to say "what's done in private between adults doesn't concern the Criminal Code."
My god, you Americans have no privacy. Talk about living in a free country. When your career invades your privacy so much they have to know what you do in private, I don't know if that's called freedom.
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Me neither. Criminal background checks? Yep. Security clearance? Yep. Drug testing? Never.
Not only have I never been tested, it hasn't once come up in conversation or requirements.
I have however qualified for contracts in the USA, and many required drug testing, to which I refuse to do. Not because I'd have tested positive for cannabis use, but because that's private information. Of course, I immediately disqualified myself for these contracts when I refused the testing.
TheDifferenceX
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Help i need to pass a drug test!!! It's tomorrow!
I found out about it a month ago. But i didn't stop smoking til yesterday!
I will be ok right!?!?!?
I found out about it a month ago. But i didn't stop smoking til yesterday!
I will be ok right!?!?!?
You just need to flush with Florakleen.
Freedom seed
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I’ve done many drug tests on short notice in Canada. It depends what you do. I’ve also passed the day after smoking (was a puff or two a day at the time) just by drinking green tea/water and diluting my pee.
They would constantly try and make me wait in the office and retest without drinking water for hours. I would tell them that health Canada advises 8 cups per day of water and my next one is coming up. They let it go every time. See, you have the right to drink water, and they don’t know how to handle that one.
I know a pilot on a major passenger airline that smokes that synthetic k2 shit because they test for herb. It’s almost killed him a couple times. People do some fucked up stuff for their jobs.
They would constantly try and make me wait in the office and retest without drinking water for hours. I would tell them that health Canada advises 8 cups per day of water and my next one is coming up. They let it go every time. See, you have the right to drink water, and they don’t know how to handle that one.
I know a pilot on a major passenger airline that smokes that synthetic k2 shit because they test for herb. It’s almost killed him a couple times. People do some fucked up stuff for their jobs.
Kikismokes
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My ex-husband used to drink 2 packages of Certo jelly from the grocery store with a gallon of water. He passed every test throughout his military career this way. It didn't work for me.
I always use the GNC 2-day cleanse that costs $40. Works like a charm, but unfortunately you don't have the 2 days before the test. I also used it for my life insurance physical and received the best rating for my policy.