Help please i messed up and got on probation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sticky23

Member
Hey guy's Happy New Years Eve!
I caught a case for a half a gram in Wisconsin and they are FUCKING with me too hard.I'm a 20 year smoker and now they have put
me on 2 years probation.I have piss test drops every month.What can I do to beat this cause I haven't smoked in 46 days and Its killing
me.I need answers from guy's who have been in my shoes.I CAN'T FAIL THESE TEST!!!!!!I know some of you guy's have been in this
situation.I'm thinking of trying the Xxxtreme solution fake wiener.It seems way better than the Whizzinator.PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS:FUCK WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!bongsmilie
 
past times

past times

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thats a lot of pee test to fake :cry:, sure you are actually going to have to do all of them? SUcks dude

I have taken the drinks before tests and passed though. But that was for jobs and things like that, would be nervous risking it for jail time
 
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Bumbaclat

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Switch to hard drugs, they are out of your system very quickly.

Just kidding. I wish I had a solution. If I was in your shoes I'd just take a 2 year smoke break if the consequence was jail time.
 
Slab

Slab

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I have had PO's look at my junk and I have had them turn their back and fill out the form while I peed in the cup.

I faild my test a few dozen times. Since I was always honest about being "dirty" they never turned me in for review or locked me up.

I also told them I smoke to stay off of narcotics.

If you get caught cheating on the test they will lock you up or give you more probation.

Since you have already detoxed just keep on giving cleans, they will take you off direct supervision in most cases after a while and let you mail your form in after a while.

always pay any restitution or fines, that is the sign of a responsible person.
 
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gagekko

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sticky23 said:
Hey guy's Happy New Years Eve!
I caught a case for a half a gram in Wisconsin and they are FUCKING with me too hard.I'm a 20 year smoker and now they have put
me on 2 years probation.I have piss test drops every month.What can I do to beat this cause I haven't smoked in 46 days and Its killing
me.I need answers from guy's who have been in my shoes.I CAN'T FAIL THESE TEST!!!!!!I know some of you guy's have been in this
situation.I'm thinking of trying the Xxxtreme solution fake wiener.It seems way better than the Whizzinator.PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS:FUCK WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!bongsmilie
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Been in your shoes - stop smoking. That's the only 100% way to beat the tests
 
Chiefems

Chiefems

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i would go with the detox drinks and dont smoke 2-3 days before your monthly meetings and always keep a spare at home incase those shady bitches try to suprise you also worst case it comes back deluted but i never had that happen to me if it did though you would just have to take another and then it should of went through your system by then always follow those directions on the bottle
 
Blowin' Smoke

Blowin' Smoke

Active Member
sticky23 said:
Hey guy's Happy New Years Eve!
I caught a case for a half a gram in Wisconsin and they are FUCKING with me too hard.I'm a 20 year smoker and now they have put
me on 2 years probation.I have piss test drops every month.What can I do to beat this cause I haven't smoked in 46 days and Its killing
me.I need answers from guy's who have been in my shoes.I CAN'T FAIL THESE TEST!!!!!!I know some of you guy's have been in this
situation.I'm thinking of trying the Xxxtreme solution fake wiener.It seems way better than the Whizzinator.PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS:FUCK WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!bongsmilie[/QUOTE

You have to be having sex with the judges daughter to get that much of a charge, thats ridiculous. My friend got caught by DOT driving the work truck and they pulled him over while he was burning a big fattie so there was nothing he could do. The highway patrol told him he was lucky, had he not rolled and smoked such a fattie he would of had a felony amount, he had just under 20 grams. He got a 100$ fine and had to attend a 6 hour drug class. That's in Florida

When I was on probation the PO went into the bathroom and literally watched me the whole time. I wouldn't risk it. I also missed out on a really good job because I used stuff that was supposed to clean your urine and it didn't work.

I don't know how you are financially but usually you can end probation early if you pay all the money up front.

Good Luck and really, Fuck Wisconsin
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gagekko

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Look bro, it really depends on whos paying for the tests - you or the state? If you are, they'll keep you until the end... If state is, they'll probably drop you after a year. Best advice: keep pissing clean, pay restitution ASAP if you have it, and maybe they will end your probation early... And for gods sake, get the fuck outta Wisconsin :/
 
Slab

Slab

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always wish I could get a piece of lint on my pee hole. and spray the shit out of him. when he was going eye to eye on me
 
The Growery

The Growery

Active Member
im not condoning it but I was in the military reserves for near a decade and had regular drug tests, once a month - i smoked weed my entire enlistment and never got caught. just slammed some detox drink, drink lots and lots of water and walk very slowly with a full bladder so the thc stay at the top of your bladder and piss out the bare minimum sample. they might be more strict in your case though.
 
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