I'm not mad I just can't agree with your reasoning as to why the whole male population wear aftershave/eau de toilette.
My parents were suited daily and always wore it. To me it's part of getting dressed and ready for the day. It's not about getting laid.
well the after shave is practical .it opens the pours and kills off germs (knicks bleed more flush wound scab up).....the scent was added in for ladies ( it was to help fight staff infection before they knew about germs..high proof spirts)
really think about the whole market for this stuff .......it is all meant to attract someone to u ......it is a old practice i know from the 3000bc at least
for a long time it was a signature scent spray on letters or handkerchief sprayed
smell is one of the strongest memory triggers if not the strongest .............i know no strait man that wears a scent unless it is to attract a mate or the mate likes it ( ask around how many times a guy has changed from something they liked to what she wanted)
i am sorry about the ladies picking men that smell like their father .......but it is true they done studies on this ....if he was a good man father figure it brings up those good feelings when sees the other guy she might not know about ..........it one of the reasons old spice is still here after so many years (think tech has changed they can use anything now but original old spice is still number one after shave )
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there is one other thing i know hunting .......huge market to remove all scent and odor so they can stalk prey
but all smelly stuff is really for females .....i know no male that buys candles to burn because they like the scent unless it for a lady/gay guy