help what should i do

Dr Kynes

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If you bake dirt in your oven your whole house will smell like burning hose turds for weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do NOT Bake Dirt In Your Oven!!!!!
 

c3llblock

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Cprso rent do this week n LOL short on that so no and few infusion down sounds good ill get it in bigger pit when I can the the park ain't really a park just big open spot with swings basketball court and that's all LOL I got woods behind my house dirt be good if I took it from thereand wife wont know I baked soil I'm only 1 that uses oven LOL but all good woods be Beyer is the woes safe to gig like a foot down and collected dirt
 

Dr Kynes

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Dirt stolen from a nearby city park will be just fine! Dig down a few inches and get the soil from there. You may then Gently massage the old soil from your plant's roots in a warm water bath, and dump the old dirt down the drain. A larger container would be best but if you cant do it, you cant.

Once the plant is in her new dirt trim off the damaged leaves, and set her back under your lights. save, and dry egg shells from tomorrows breakfast, and bake the egg shells (NOT THE DIRT) at 130 degrees Fahrenheit for a few hours. crumble up the dried eggshells on the surface of your plant's new dirt, to keep slugs from re-infesting the new dirt.
 

Dr Kynes

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Seriously bro, NEVER bake dirt in your oven. The smell will make your entire house un-inhabitable for days, and your place will smell like flaming horse crap for weeks!

I cannot stress this enough, Dirt + Heat = rotting corpse/burning horse crap stink that will fill your house with evil spirits, tormented souls, and demonic voices crying out in anguish!

Never put dirt in your oven. Its bad enough when you sterilize infected dirt over an open fire in your back yard (cops still got called on me) but your oven will smell like burning garbage forevermore. Your old lady WILL leave you, your landlord WILL evict you, and the cops WILL get summoned to your house!
 

c3llblock

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And spray some dishsoap water mix on leaves?? And some leaves have a few small holes cut them ones also? Or leave em
 

Dr Kynes

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After I do all this when do u think I can switch to 12/12
she will be stressed, her root system will be in a shambles. give her at least a couple weeks to get back on the growing program, a month would be best, then you can switch to flowering.

if you switch to flowering too early she may go hermaphrodite or just die from shock
 

Dr Kynes

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And spray some dishsoap water mix on leaves?? And some leaves have a few small holes cut them ones also? Or leave em
no spraying. Only spray a stressed plant with dishsoap if you see insects. slugs wont care about soapy water, and the slugs will be gone if you follow my instructions.

trim off the badly damaged leaves, but leaves that just have a few holes in them are ok
 

crazyhazey

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look for soil under large trees where leaves have naturally composted over time(ive used soil below a banana tree, worked very well for flower from the composted banana peels), you can sift the dirt through a large screen if your afraid it contains slugs. regular aphids will be in any soil, pesticides may help deter them.
 

Dr Kynes

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I got it don't bake dirt never or my house will smell like the morge lol
youll wish it smelled like a morgue. more like a dead hooker stashed in your closet for 3 months, under a pile of burning garbage and turds.

and your plant is ALWAYS a she. if you dont know, you still gotta treat her like a lady.
 

Dr Kynes

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Do I wanna watter it after I get all that done and its in the boosted dirt
unless the stolen soil is very wet, yes. give her a cup or so of water to settle her in, then dont water tomorrow she should be perking up by morning, water her again the day after tomorrow.

remember to save bake and crumble those eggshells onto your soil to stop slug re-infestation.

now get out there and steal some soil before she dies!
 
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