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Dankdude

Well-Known Member
Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear

(Sang to Winter Wonderland)

Lacy things the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store there's a teddy
With little straps like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say "Are you ready?" we'll say "Whoa, man!
Let's wait until the wife is out of town"

Later on if you wanna
We can dress like Madonna
Put on some eye shade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things...missin'
Didn't ask...permission
Wearing her clothes...Silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
 

Dankdude

Well-Known Member
One for Vi

Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator

(Sang to Rudulf The Red Nosed Raindeer)

You know Hitler and Caesar and Agnew and Nixon
Stalin and Lenin and David the Clansman
But do you recall
The most famous politician of all

Teddy the red-nosed senator
Had a very shiny car
If you ever saw it
You were probably near a bar

All of the other senators
Wondered how he got his dames
They thought he drank too many
To play in any bedroom games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Teddy with your nose so red
Won’t you help me guide my sled

That’s how the police found them
Wrapped around a maple tree
Teddy the red-nosed senator
He’s a drunken S.O.B.
He’s a drunken S.O.B.
 

schuylaar

Well-Known Member
um, more pressing and newsworthy things to talk about.

#1 i thought i was in an alternate universe because i couldn't recognize any of those members and i was furiously typing a post to bucky before i realized it was from a time when the last 'great' was depression and not recession..

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#2 i have no idea what the thread is even about which leads me to believe there are other things to talk about like i said above..the topic is boring and repetitive..like we don't already know that shit.
 
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