Hey, Michael Jordan! You are an asshole.
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tyler.durden
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Fucking Lol! That's good shit...
tyler.durden
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MJ is a monster, listen to the guys that played with him. What turned me off was his speech at the Hall of Fame induction, it was SO petty: 'See, I told you so', 'This person sucks for not believing in me, I told that person I'd be The Greatest', etc.. But, he was a fucking god as a player. I remember one commentator saying, "Michael Jordan is better at basketball than anyone is at anything." Really hard to argue. So many No. 1s in the world are petty monsters with an arrested development. I think that is because when one puts virtually ALL of one's effort into one area, they necessarily retard development in others. I was the doorman at his steakhouse in its heyday, he was cool to me and the staff. But yes, he's a dick. A huge, amazing, money-making, petty dick. We'll always love you, Mike...
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chewberto
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He does a great Chaplin too...
Indagrow
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Such pure talent
GrowUrOwnDank
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Yeah. I heard MJ cancelled his T time because he got wind that some rollitup posters don't like him very much. Word is. It really really hurt his feelings. I am wearing Hanes boxers and a T. Wonder how much commish he made off me?
Unclebaldrick
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he showed up at my door this morning with flowers and a dozen donuts. I thought maybe I had misjudged him but then he asked for $125,000.
Unclebaldrick
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So talent
Much genius
GrowUrOwnDank
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I remember back in the day when it was all about the Looms. Now everybody wanna be like Mike. Man I love my Hanes.
You still wear Looms. Doncha?
Hater alert!
Unclebaldrick
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Why are you asking about my penis area?
GrowUrOwnDank
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Go ahead. Flatter yourself. Let's start you a hash tag.
#UncleBaldricksPenisMattersToo
Unclebaldrick
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That was money that should have gone to my penis.
#unclebaldrickspeniswantsmichaeljordantoapologizeandgiveit8.9million
GrowUrOwnDank
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I just realized my jammy pants, which I wear around the house all the time are Hanes. I'm wearing them now. My gosh it's like me and MJ have a serious connection. It's almost like Mike is my bestust bud. Love you Mike wherever you are.