HOA can lick my testicles

So, I got a letter yesterday in the mail from these homos. Stating I need to store my garbage bin inside my fence....wtf....monday is garbage day....I put the bin out either Sunday night or Monday morning before work.....when I come home from work I put it inside my fence....

I swear these guys are fucking stupid. ...I can't wait to get them on the phone tomorrow.....


Another example. ....one day I w as grilling. ..so I left the grill out over night to cool off....charcoal of course so it take a bit....I put the grill in the garage the next morning. .....2 days later I get a note saying put the grill away lah blah blah



Yous can all eat a fucking dick

They suck ass. My last neighborhood had a hoa and it was all cool until they got some new members and then it was "garbage can in wrong spot" etc... Our fence got taken out by hurricane so we had the whole thing around our back yard replaced, same size, same materils and looked 100% better but then we get a letter " we need design specs, materials etc before wd can approve new fence". I sent them a letter back, "new fence is already up exactly like old fence but new, go suck a bag of dicks". Never heard back. Hoa's suck so we moved and bought 8 acres in the country, life is better now.

Yeah that's what I wanna do but the lady likes here...I'm not telling them shit if I do anything to the house....I wanna find out who the HOA person is who drives and inspecs....I also heard there is a community like mayor....I'll knock that motherfucker out

So this isnt an autofellatio tutorial?