cannabineer
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We're having a sleet squall here in suburban Rednekabad. It's quite pretty, and the sounds are so cool. If it gets thicker, i'll gather a bucketful to bubble some trim. cn
Holy Shit X2
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Winter Woman
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Alive, I didn't see anything that said ALIVE!!
My bff's mom in El Paso was a sleep and woke up saw a dark thing on the other pillow. It took her a few minutes before she realized what that dark thing was-a Tarantula. She looked again and it was gone. She never found it and she shook her shoes until the day she died.
My bff's mom in El Paso was a sleep and woke up saw a dark thing on the other pillow. It took her a few minutes before she realized what that dark thing was-a Tarantula. She looked again and it was gone. She never found it and she shook her shoes until the day she died.
JohnnyGreenfingers
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Like I said, he's nicer than me. If you get into my bed uninvited, and especially with more than two legs, count on getting shot until I run out of ammo. =)
Yup. Alive. Picture that, then enjoy the heebie jeebies. =)
Moses Mobetta
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Oh no , that would freak me out big time . We have snakes that really makes me uncomfortable , but a tarantula . I opened up a box of screws one time and a guy I was working with came over and stopped me , he dumped them all out . I was looking at him like he was crazy when he told me about scorpions being in them sometimes .
cannabineer
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Screwy ones. cn
Winter Woman
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John, I'm with you. Shoot until I'm out of ammo.
Once I gave a boyfriend a key to my home. I told him to let me know when he was coming over so I wouldn't shoot him. He didn't call. I didn't hear him or feel a thing until he sat on the edge of the bed. He almost died that night and he thought it was funny right up to the moment I took his key.
Once I gave a boyfriend a key to my home. I told him to let me know when he was coming over so I wouldn't shoot him. He didn't call. I didn't hear him or feel a thing until he sat on the edge of the bed. He almost died that night and he thought it was funny right up to the moment I took his key.
JohnnyGreenfingers
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Winter Woman
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I know. That's why I took his key.
It's all fun and games until someone ends up dead.
JohnnyGreenfingers
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He doesn't sound very intelligent. Good move. If you married him, I take back the first part. =)
Winter Woman
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No, I dated him for 4 years. He was the best endowed man I've ever had the pleasure of knowing... It was a physical relationship... Need I say more?
Edit: He was a college grad, too. Oh, I remember Jerry with a smile.
Edit: He was a college grad, too. Oh, I remember Jerry with a smile.
Carne Seca
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O.k. the damage to the main house is mostly cosmetic damage. The garage roof will need to be completely replaced. So we got off lightly. I did hear lots of sirens while we were getting that damn branch off the roof. I think there will be widespread damage. It's still really windy.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Good news about the main house. Sorry about the garage. Did any secret greenery get affected or displaced? cn
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Need? No. Want? We're here for you.No, I dated him for 4 years. He was the best endowed man I've ever had the pleasure of knowing... It was a physical relationship... Need I say more?
Edit: He was a college grad, too. Oh, I remember Jerry with a smile.
cn
Carne Seca
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I'm not growing right now so that would be a no. The branch landed on the roof right above my bedroom. I thought the roof was caving in. LOL
Carne Seca
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No, I dated him for 4 years. He was the best endowed man I've ever had the pleasure of knowing... It was a physical relationship... Need I say more?
Edit: He was a college grad, too. Oh, I remember Jerry with a smile.
I will have to verify this. Name? Address?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Oh crap ... were you in the bedroom when the branch connected? I'd'a poo'd myself, mostly from the loss of sphincter control that accompanies a myocardial miscue. cn
Carne Seca
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I was resting on my bed watching the History Channel and bullshitting my way across RIU. I think I peed a little bit... just a little bit...
Refusedpanda
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good to hear your main roof wasn't damaged too bad. def call the insurance company and report the incident asap since your whole area got hit its going to be a busy day/week for the adjusters.
Winter Woman
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Yikes! It must have sounded something awful. Hope you have good insurance. Glad everyone is ok.
Carne Seca
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We had to cut the branch up into smaller pieces to get it off the roof. Hard to do in this kind of wind. The insurance guy said the garage roof is a loss. It wiill need to be completely replaced. The roof of the house will need some careful inspection for structural damage but it looks o.k.. The branch was huge and so damn heavy. I'm surprised the roof didn't cave in.
Everyone is fine. Just a little rattled. Nothing a couple of shots of tequila won't fix.