Horticulture Jokes

charface

charface

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I was worried for this thread from the start. I mean how many hort jokes are there?
You fellows have a long row to hoe.
 
unohu69

unohu69

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The last bag I bought.

guess you woulda had to been there... now that was a fucking joke....
 
2easy

2easy

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there once was a man from nantucket
so sick of schwag he said fuckit
put on his boots, went and got some nutes
and grew a big plant in a bucket
 
Derple

Derple

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A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the fences were broken down. During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's work, saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!" A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. Lo and behold, it's a completely different place. The farm house is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition, there is plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens, and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows. "Amazing!" the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!" "Yes, reverend," says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!"
 
Derple

Derple

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"Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration."
- Lou Erickson
 
2easy

2easy

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Gardening Rule:
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed
and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
 
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