How aneurysms happen

Last night i was driving around with my wife and we were talking about an episode of American dad in which Rodger and Francine pretend to be a professor and his wife. N E WAYZ our conversation lead down this road.

Wife: I want to do that
Me: what, role play?
Wife: no get dressed up different and act like other people...
Me: Ohhh.......Like ROLE PLAYING?

Now we both shared a good laugh about this and it made me think about other conversations i have had that blew my friggen mind.

For our first anniversary my wife and I went out with her Father and Step Mother to a late night early morning casino trip... by the end it was needless to say we were all pretty drained. On the way home her father was starving so he was like we are going to iHop...then it blew up

Me: hey i can see the iHop, take this exit..
Her Father: i see it...
Her step mother: or we can go there.
Me: where?
Her step mother: right there, at the international house of pancakes.
Me: or iHop?

then a few hours later we were back on the road until we passed a farm and it happend again

My wife: look the have a pony
Me:cool
Her dad: yep
Her Step mom: and look they have a special tiny horse...
Wife: yeah...its called a pony..

dont know why i posted this...feel free to drop your random stupid here.

women can be retarted

An adult calling a pony a 'special tiny horse' - really? You went all your life thinking it was a 'special tiny horse?' With all due respect & I mean that... no disrespect, but, come on, if that's a true story, I think 'step-mom' is a 'special person' if you know what I mean. Lol.