Haha, yeah I was just kidding, in my head head i did read it that way, tho, but that was just stoned me lol.
To the OP, it is a really good point. If you want to really impress yourself (and maybe a buddy or two) and enjoy some killer, top shelf quality smoke in the coming months then you have to put in the work. There are tons (a lot more than you'd think) of beginners on here who have grown phenomenal plants their first time around, but there's not one single person who did it by planting a seed and hoping for someone to tell them how to do it. We all (newbies and experts alike) put in a lot of time and effort into Google, forums, grow articles, you tube videos, and anything else that you can find info from.
Don't be afraid to take it step by step. Break it down- study the plant, and what it needs. Study the nutrients, and how the plant uses them. And what kinds are out there. My grow is organic, most nutes are synthetic. They both get great results, but both are mixed, stored, and used differently, and they affect the plants in different ways soon you need to know what you have. They can affect your pH, and their effects are directly related to pH, so study pH after. You don't have to (nor will you) figure it out all at once, so get started now! Lol. I'm 8 weeks as of tpday, but I'm letting mine run a few more days and I just started researching harvesting aand curing about a week ago.
But as stated above, if you've made it this far then you've obviously done something right. Pics are easy, there's a sticky (permanent thread at the top of the thread page) about how to post pictures, all you have to do is click the button to the left of the video clip (where all the little pictures are, up by the smiley face) and post us some pivs. Don't be afraid to ask questions, like if you need help determining sex. Just be prepared in advanced by googling or you tubing a thing or two. Knowing a few terms help, I suggest reading the vocabulary/commonly used terms sticky, also. If I was a really big help I would link this stuff but this post has gone on long enough, lol. Sorry I'm medicated.
Good luck! Show us some pics!