How do I pass a piss test

noobled

noobled

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Hello all I am a chronic a lil about me 5'10" 176-181lbs average body little belly not as active as I should be so I quit smoking weed 9 days ago I had my last joint hydro koosh I took a 7 day rapid body cleanse during that I took the smallest hoot of my life 5 days ago been self testing my self my test was suppose to be 3 days ago but even after taking high voltage detox drink couldnt pass 20ng home test so I postponed test another week I am between 50ng/ml-100ng/ml according to utest ometer I have aprox 4-5 days before my test it's just a cup u/a so cheating has crossed my mind I prefer not to as I get really nervous when I do and may rise suspicion is there anyone that knows what I can do or should be doing to help
 
iconoclast

iconoclast

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Dude, this is the same advice I follow. Don't risk putting unclean urine in a sample cup. Get the synthetic urine that comes in the jock strap with the hose attached. I've passed twice using synthetic urine and I've heard lots of other success stories. Unless it's a super intensive test, it should be cake.
 
noobled

noobled

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iconoclast said:
Dude, this is the same advice I follow. Don't risk putting unclean urine in a sample cup. Get the synthetic urine that comes in the jock strap with the hose attached. I've passed twice using synthetic urine and I've heard lots of other success stories. Unless it's a super intensive test, it should be cake.
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i bought the wiz kit as a back up i am going to try naturally to do this as i said i get really nervous when i lie or cheat ...lol my test is the tuesday i have few more home test 2 x 20ng tests and 1 x 50ng test ifi cant beat the 50 ng the day before test im just going in with the synthetic but I really just want to burn as many thc metoblics out of my system before than. than once test is done the buzz will be so good
 
noobled

noobled

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giggles26 said:
It was a joke but guess you didn't catch it.

Oh well not everyone is on my level.
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lol I was playing too its all good i wonder how the employers in the legalized states are going about U/A's its bull shit they should do blood test as its out of the system in 2-4 days
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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noobled said:
i bought the wiz kit as a back up i am going to try naturally to do this as i said i get really nervous when i lie or cheat ...lol my test is the tuesday i have few more home test 2 x 20ng tests and 1 x 50ng test ifi cant beat the 50 ng the day before test im just going in with the synthetic but I really just want to burn as many thc metoblics out of my system before than. than once test is done the buzz will be so good
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no way imvho that you're going to pass on your own after only two weeks of smoking if you're any sort of heavy toker, which it sounds like you are imo..
like has been said, buy some quick fix by urine luck and follow the directions.. so long as it's for a job and not probation or parole or w/e, you'll pass with flying colors, yellow more than likely, lol.. just get the urine in the correct temp range and you'll be good to go ime.. i've used quick fix at least 15 plus times and never had an issue using it.. best $30 i've spent...
but keep testing yourself up to the day you take the ua.. if you keep coming up dirty, don't piss in the cup with your pee pee, use some quick fix..
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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noobled said:
lol I was playing too its all good i wonder how the employers in the legalized states are going about U/A's its bull shit they should do blood test as its out of the system in 2-4 days
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ua's have more to do with insurance companies then anything else imvho... even mmj patients and people who live in colorado aren't, fuck, what's the word i'm looking for, damn, my point is, they still have to take ua's and if they fail they won't get the job.. :(
 
noobled

noobled

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racerboy71 said:
no way imvho that you're going to pass on your own after only two weeks of smoking if you're any sort of heavy toker, which it sounds like you are imo..
like has been said, buy some quick fix by urine luck and follow the directions.. so long as it's for a job and not probation or parole or w/e, you'll pass with flying colors, yellow more than likely, lol.. just get the urine in the correct temp range and you'll be good to go ime.. i've used quick fix at least 15 plus times and never had an issue using it.. best $30 i've spent...
but keep testing yourself up to the day you take the ua.. if you keep coming up dirty, don't piss in the cup with your pee pee, use some quick fix..
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quick fix a Detoux drink ??? i tried high voltage it didn't work but i assume i was way over the 50ng/ml my friend used sythetic and put a enzyme strip in it said it had no liver enzymes made him do it again should I use the wiz kit or friends urine in a twist cap bottle ?/
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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noobled said:
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quick fix a Detoux drink ??? i tried high voltage it didn't work but i assume i was way over the 50ng/ml my friend used sythetic and put a enzyme strip in it said it had no liver enzymes made him do it again should I use the wiz kit or friends urine in a twist cap bottle ?/
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no, quick fix isn't a detox drink, it's synthetic urine... and most places for jobs don't put in any sort of enzyme strip, i've never heard of such a thing..
i'm in recovery from a long heroin addiction, and i have to take ua's at least once a month, for the past 13 years now. i've probably given well over 200 ua's in that time..
at one point the place started to crack down on cannabis use as well as other drugs, so i was forced to start using quick fix because i didn't go there to stop smoking cannabis, only to stop doing heroin, which i have, yay me, lol..
 
noobled

noobled

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i just spoke with utest and they say i am border line on the cusp of the 50ng/ml cutoff few more days they think so heres crossing fingures should i wourk out? take detox pills i heard if you take xlax you pass toxins from your stool
 
noobled

noobled

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hydrogreen65 said:
It's easy.
Piss on their foot.... Problem solved, you passed the piss test
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I think they might think i am on meth
racerboy71 said:
no, quick fix isn't a detox drink, it's synthetic urine... and most places for jobs don't put in any sort of enzyme strip, i've never heard of such a thing..
i'm in recovery from a long heroin addiction, and i have to take ua's at least once a month, for the past 13 years now. i've probably given well over 200 ua's in that time..
at one point the place started to crack down on cannabis use as well as other drugs, so i was forced to start using quick fix because i didn't go there to stop smoking cannabis, only to stop doing heroin, which i have, yay me, lol..
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congratulations good for you for keeping off the H
 
noobled

noobled

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i am suprise there isn't a fourm category on this subject everyone is always looking for tips and tricks can the synthetic urine pass a lab test?
 
ProHuman

ProHuman

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I tried that "Urine Luck" product and failed the test. Was a good job, too.
They sent me to a hospital, and the lab techs knew i added something to my sample. They asked if I had altered or added anything to my cup, which I denied, but then they wanted me to go take the test again, ... I failed.
You only get your 200% money back if you provide proof of the failed test. What am I going to say? "Can I get a copy of that test, since I want to get twice my money back for this product?"

There are 2 different ways I have been tested in my life.
1. Instant test cup.
--- These are the cups with the little test strips on the side, that can easily be fooled.
2. Go to a Lab.
--- These technicians are well versed in dilutants, synthetics, and additives. You will fail these.

If your piss is dirty, hope your employer uses the 1st type of test. Otherwise, find a new job.
 
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