how do i sign up for welfare and other free shit?

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mr craig

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anyone know how i can get welfare and an ebt card etc. ? i really want to get free money and food and just pimp the system. is it possibel to get this even though im not poor? any tips are welcome.
 
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mr craig

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also where do i go, is it city hall or do i need to get some kind of application, what do i say etc???????? thanks.
 
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mr craig

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Straight up G said:
Just say

"Ho I'm here to pimp the system y'all 'cause I'm a baller.
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gee thanks im sure that will convince em to give me free shit. i need REAL TIPS so i can fool these fucks into giving me money and food and whatever else i can get for free. anyone know what kind of questions they will ask etc? i want to prepare a good story and be ready with whatever i dont want any surprises.
 
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mr craig

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i can come up with a good sob story or whatever it takes i jsut need details on where to go and what to say etc.. anyone with experience please help thanks.
 
speedyseedz

speedyseedz

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mr craig said:
gee thanks im sure that will convince em to give me free shit. i need REAL TIPS so i can fool these fucks into giving me money and food and whatever else i can get for free. anyone know what kind of questions they will ask etc? i want to prepare a good story and be ready with whatever i dont want any surprises.
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If you were in England all you would have to do is say you were an imigrant, then you would get a house, welfare, healthcare, priority over native citizens you name it.
 
idlehands80

idlehands80

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mr craig said:
i can come up with a good sob story or whatever it takes i jsut need details on where to go and what to say etc.. anyone with experience please help thanks.
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You sir, are part of the problem with this country. You do realize that the people paying taxes are the ones paying for welfare. I surely hope that karma kicks you straight in the balls.
 

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idlehands80 said:
You sir, are part of the problem with this country. You do realize that the people paying taxes are the ones paying for welfare. I surely hope that karma kicks you straight in the balls.
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why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free though? shit its not like it matters anyways if i dont take it someone else will. the way i see it lifes to short to not take advantage and pimp the system.
 
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mr craig

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its not like im really robbing anyone or stealing from someone i just want to pimp the system. im sure people do it all the time so who gives a shit.
 
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mr craig

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do i need any proof or anything or can i just go to city hall or whatever and say im poor and need money and food?
 
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