So I got a guy I am doing some computer work for, he wants to buy me a case of beer for doing the work. Frankly I could care less if I get anything but I have no use for the beer (quit drinking). He is an "urban" individual and the type of guy who I would expect to know people. The problem is that I know him on a professional level and have to deal with him about once every few months. I don't know how to approach the guy about it and would feel like a HUGE dick if he was like "bud, you mean drugs, WTF, do I look like a drug dealer asshole?" He is a pretty laid back guy and I think at the worst he would say that he couldn't but how do you guys "cold call"?
How do you ask someone if they can get weed
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towelie...
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when he gives you the beer use that as topic to switch "what do you think of weed" or something...
mane2008
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U don't know where da smoke be at?
If you got a blunt spark it up wit him i guess dats the best way to get to know people. Or just flat out ask in a cool way "you know where da smoke be at bra"? I bet u he know where sum smoke at. I'd doubt he'd pop off on u like dat though. Just ask for like a dime or a pool n get to know his guy. Get his guys number cause i know his guy will give it to ya cause you gon spend cake wit him.
If you got a blunt spark it up wit him i guess dats the best way to get to know people. Or just flat out ask in a cool way "you know where da smoke be at bra"? I bet u he know where sum smoke at. I'd doubt he'd pop off on u like dat though. Just ask for like a dime or a pool n get to know his guy. Get his guys number cause i know his guy will give it to ya cause you gon spend cake wit him.
I was thinking about this the other day actually.. I think the best route is to go for skins! And if they pull out a pack of thin long papers, or anything above Rizzla green/red then you know they've got connections.. And obviously it helps if they look mashed!
Maybe we shouldn't continue, incase the law read this.. Although I would like to know how to approach people in foreign places with this 'conundrum'!
And Mane, I love the way I can read your accent exactly from what you're saying.. How you think a good way to break the ice with someone on a professional level is to spark up a blunt with them. Can't stop laughing, I'd love to meet you some day! (deadly serious)
Maybe we shouldn't continue, incase the law read this.. Although I would like to know how to approach people in foreign places with this 'conundrum'!
And Mane, I love the way I can read your accent exactly from what you're saying.. How you think a good way to break the ice with someone on a professional level is to spark up a blunt with them. Can't stop laughing, I'd love to meet you some day! (deadly serious)
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imtylerdammit
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Business and marijuana dont mix...unless you are a professional
jahman2222
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If you comfortable with it maybe make like a joke about smoking it like "yeah alcohol dosent do much as much as weed does for me" but in a joking matter..if he gets mad say it was only a joke and if he says like yeah me to or somthing like that then you can ask him..but good luck bro
imtylerdammit
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Just say some bud slang. Say the word "dank" to something thats cool. Just bring it on slow. Treat it like a woman that you wanna fuck. gotta just ease it in there, unless your me
. Personally i would just come out and say it. Feel out the situation
. Personally i would just come out and say it. Feel out the situation
zambonisk
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I've been trying to get the two of them to mix for years, but no luck.
mane2008
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And Mane, I love the way I can read your accent exactly from what you're saying.. How you think a good way to break the ice with someone on a professional level is to spark up a blunt with them. Can't stop laughing, I'd love to meet you some day! (deadly serious)[/quote]
Been doin it fo 7+years so i guess i know how to get to kno pple dat do dirt. Ne d-boy come through wit one of my boys or if my boy cop sum flame fo da low, I'm like take me to him and i get to know him. You can't always sell exotic (you gotta keep a demand for it or else people take it fo granted and think dey can get it fo da low)
Or if my boy say he official/Straight den i'm buyin all he got and flippin da hell out of it and smokin da rest wit my bras all nite.
Dutches are a mane's best friend i always say.
Been doin it fo 7+years so i guess i know how to get to kno pple dat do dirt. Ne d-boy come through wit one of my boys or if my boy cop sum flame fo da low, I'm like take me to him and i get to know him. You can't always sell exotic (you gotta keep a demand for it or else people take it fo granted and think dey can get it fo da low)
Or if my boy say he official/Straight den i'm buyin all he got and flippin da hell out of it and smokin da rest wit my bras all nite.
Dutches are a mane's best friend i always say
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imtylerdammit
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Been doin it fo 7+years so i guess i know how to get to kno pple dat do dirt. Ne d-boy come through wit one of my boys or if my boy cop sum flame fo da low, I'm like take me to him and i get to know him. You can't always sell exotic (you gotta keep a demand for it or else people take it fo granted and think dey can get it fo da low)
Or if my boy say he official/Straight den i'm buyin all he got and flippin da hell out of it and smokin da rest wit my bras all nite.
Dutches are a mane's best friend i always say
.[/quote]Mane do you like Game blunts?
Stoney McFried
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Just ask him...did you hear theyre trying to decriminalize marijuana?He'll tell you what he thinks, and then you'll know.
mane2008
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Mane do you like Game blunts?[/quote]
Hell yea dey vanillas is way betta den Dutch masters vanilla bra. I only smoke DM honey, grape, n strawberry duthes w/ my weed. I love to wrap game dutches makes da weed pull so much betta n slower.
You use cigarillos? I like to roll up a small blunt of exotic in da morning. I dont wanna be too slumped even tho i still do be slumped just not as much
I heard in New York Dutches like $2 a piece dats crazy. I hope NJ don't got prices like dat.
Hell yea dey vanillas is way betta den Dutch masters vanilla bra. I only smoke DM honey, grape, n strawberry duthes w/ my weed. I love to wrap game dutches makes da weed pull so much betta n slower.
You use cigarillos? I like to roll up a small blunt of exotic in da morning. I dont wanna be too slumped even tho i still do be slumped just not as much
I heard in New York Dutches like $2 a piece dats crazy. I hope NJ don't got prices like dat.
imtylerdammit
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Idk about Dutches, for now Game covers all my blunt needs. Sweet flavor is so good. Just last night i smoked a 2g blunt between my friend and i. Got pretty ripped but then tried to smoke the roach that was left(something i never do) and it taste like burnt marsh mellows and burned like a marsh mellow too. Very weird...
Durban Poison+Game blunt(sweet flavor)=pure sex
Durban Poison+Game blunt(sweet flavor)=pure sex
imtylerdammit
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I just say yes whenever someone asks me that question. Just come out with it.
"Hey...you wouldnt happen to know anyone that can hook me up with a bag of weed do you?"
See how simple that it! Google image, "balls", glue them to your body and get it done!
"Hey...you wouldnt happen to know anyone that can hook me up with a bag of weed do you?"
See how simple that it! Google image, "balls", glue them to your body and get it done!
mane2008
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Bra might think you shakey tho. I understand where you comin from tho.
Neone just flat out ask me i'm like naw if you aint got a vouch fo you or I never seen you round here befo.
Now sexy ass girls always get me idc i serve dem no matta wat as long as dey ask right.
Seamaiden
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He is totally new at burning, he's still trying to smoke enough to get a good high.
Uptight people such as myself can't do that, because we're, you know, totally uptight.
Seriously, I like to keep my shit tight. I don't want everyone and their brother knowing what I do, even if my kids are grown. What's funny is my husband doesn't smoke, and EVERYONE thinks he's a total head.
So, what's ended up happening is he makes the connect for me. Good idea! When I'm asked that I always ask, "You mean cigarettes?" If they look at me as though I'm insane... wait, scratch that. People are always looking at me as though I'm insane. It was better when I was pierced, then I could ask them if I had a booger.
Hey! One of my sisters did a PhotoShop thing of me underwater, and she added sound to it. It sounds just like a bubbler. Want me to send it to you? You could have it playing in the background and then you can just wait to see if he says anything like, "Hey, someone's farting underwater" or he'd laugh.
