How do you become a mod ?

KushXOJ

KushXOJ

Well-Known Member
Say I wanted to become a mod in the cfl sub forum, how would I go about making it happen ?
Cause the mods I see in that section don't even post in it.

Just wondering....
Mods out there ,how did you become a Mod ?
 
Gastanker

Gastanker

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pm rollitup and he'll stick your name on a list to be considered at another time. They semi-recently added a ton of mods so its not real likely that they'll be looking for more for quite a while.
 
sunni

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
just because we dont reply or post doesnt mean we aren't watching, or modding :p but yes you can always pm rolli.
 
KushXOJ

KushXOJ

Well-Known Member
I hear ya I know u guys are doing your job. I'm just like always in the cfl section so I was just wondering how the moderators actually became mods....

Side note.
Im also tired of seeing "teaching how to roll" under my name, and its pretty cool you can change yours.
 
Sunbiz1

Sunbiz1

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Lick my sweaty balls first, then you will be considered for elite internet status...and consider the paradox.
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
Sunbiz1 said:
Lick my sweaty balls first, then you will be considered for elite internet status...and consider the paradox.
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So that's how you were recruited? Did you ever stop to realize that MAYBE someone lied to you just to have their balls licked? ;) (totally kidding)
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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the mod selection process is quite detailed.

the first part involves being tied to a chair and lowered into a lake for several minutes. if you drown, it means you are a witch and therefore can not be a mod (also, you'd be dead). but if you live, then you get to commune with the elders.

communing with the elders seems intimidating, but it is not. first, they shave a section of your head, place the hair inside a kangaroo scrotum, and place the kangaroo scrotum in the center of a 12 foot wide circle. a chicken is then introduced to the circle and its head is chopped off. if the chicken dies without getting any blood on the kangaroo scrotum full of hair, you are to be considered in the final counsel.

now, the final counsel really is the tough part. you have to stand on a plank above alligator infested water on one foot while watching several episodes of 'herman's head'. if you laugh, you are pushed off the platform. this is not an automatic disqualification, however. if you make it back to shore with ALL limbs intact, you are made a mod with global powers. otherwise, you are made a section moderator, but only after devouring a live toucan.

hope this helps.
 
RawBudzski

RawBudzski

Well-Known Member
UncleBuck said:
the mod selection process is quite detailed.

the first part involves being tied to a chair and lowered into a lake for several minutes. if you drown, it means you are a witch and therefore can not be a mod (also, you'd be dead). but if you live, then you get to commune with the elders.

communing with the elders seems intimidating, but it is not. first, they shave a section of your head, place the hair inside a kangaroo scrotum, and place the kangaroo scrotum in the center of a 12 foot wide circle. a chicken is then introduced to the circle and its head is chopped off. if the chicken dies without getting any blood on the kangaroo scrotum full of hair, you are to be considered in the final counsel.

now, the final counsel really is the tough part. you have to stand on a plank above alligator infested water on one foot while watching several episodes of 'herman's head'. if you laugh, you are pushed off the platform. this is not an automatic disqualification, however. if you make it back to shore with ALL limbs intact, you are made a mod with global powers. otherwise, you are made a section moderator, but only after devouring a live toucan.

hope this helps.
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What he said.
 
KushXOJ

KushXOJ

Well-Known Member
UncleBuck said:
the mod selection process is quite detailed.
the first part involves being tied to a chair and lowered into a lake for several minutes. if you drown, it means you are a witch and therefore can not be a mod (also, you'd be dead). but if you live, then you get to commune with the elders.

communing with the elders seems intimidating, but it is not. first, they shave a section of your head, place the hair inside a kangaroo scrotum, and place the kangaroo scrotum in the center of a 12 foot wide circle. a chicken is then introduced to the circle and its head is chopped off. if the chicken dies without getting any blood on the kangaroo scrotum full of hair, you are to be considered in the final counsel.

now, the final counsel really is the tough part. you have to stand on a plank above alligator infested water on one foot while watching several episodes of 'herman's head'. if you laugh, you are pushed off the platform. this is not an automatic disqualification, however. if you make it back to shore with ALL limbs intact, you are made a mod with global powers. otherwise, you are made a section moderator, but only after devouring a live toucan.

hope this helps.
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Lol wow
You have one hell of a imagination.
I was done at "being tied to a chair".
Nothing good EVER comes from that
 
welshsmoker

welshsmoker

Well-Known Member
UncleBuck said:
the mod selection process is quite detailed.

the first part involves being tied to a chair and lowered into a lake for several minutes. if you drown, it means you are a witch and therefore can not be a mod (also, you'd be dead). but if you live, then you get to commune with the elders.

communing with the elders seems intimidating, but it is not. first, they shave a section of your head, place the hair inside a kangaroo scrotum, and place the kangaroo scrotum in the center of a 12 foot wide circle. a chicken is then introduced to the circle and its head is chopped off. if the chicken dies without getting any blood on the kangaroo scrotum full of hair, you are to be considered in the final counsel.

now, the final counsel really is the tough part. you have to stand on a plank above alligator infested water on one foot while watching several episodes of 'herman's head'. if you laugh, you are pushed off the platform. this is not an automatic disqualification, however. if you make it back to shore with ALL limbs intact, you are made a mod with global powers. otherwise, you are made a section moderator, but only after devouring a live toucan.

hope this helps.
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i lost a fucking leg, thats why im not a global. pmsl
 
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