how do you deal with tigh ass motherf*****s

So i think everyone must know this person, or god forgive be this person.

but how do you treat cheap friends when it comes to smoke?

i have a bunch of friends, they all like to smoke dope, i love to smoke with them.

i have a job, i work for my weed etc, and i love to roll up a huge stinker of a joint, they will have a good time, so now it's their turn to roll, they will happily crumble up .1g and chuck it on some tobacco, so little you can barely see it, and claim it's getting them fucked. i just poass it on as it's a waste of energy toking on that, pointless.

was my 21st on monday, i had a nice big ass bag left over, prolly a 1/2 ounce, not thye best but hey, so about 8 of thes friends turn up to MY 21st, start smoking all my pot, and then they figure hey, we should chip in really, so the accumulated gift of weed that i didn't have to bankrole for on my 21st, was probably 1/4 of a teenth, one guy turned up with a baggy containing what must have been 1 rice crispy of green, i mean wtf??

i can't turn around to these guys, i mean they are some of my closest friends, and tell em to fuck off, but how do you treat people like this!??

i just wanna tell them to bugger off, but against that i have that we have a wicked time when we're smoking my joints, but then against that i can't afford to share as much as i do, and i feel TERRIBLE, when i roll up a big joint next to them then slip out of the window to smoke it by myself for 20 minutes '

I believe weed should be treated like a lawyer.

If you can't afford it... some will be appointed to you.

Ill smoke my friends out a few times but i expect them to return the favor. If they don't then i just don't smoke them out anymore. I don't keep track but after my weeds gone and they dip out without sharing their weed i get kinda pissed.

TeaTreeOil said:

I believe weed should be treated like a lawyer.

If you can't afford it... some will be appointed to you.

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excellent quote. but theres times i would dissagree. i almost always have and eigth on me when i go out and the people i go out with know i never intend on bringing weed home. but when im somewhere with a dozen people and im the only one holding i take VIP crews into the next room. and i almost always smoke by myself before i go out.

and im definetly not above telling a perpetual mooch that they can only hit it once.

man-i have given up so much free smoke to my buds.yhey are all good people, but when it comes to buying MJ, then they all think that i should give them some hits and like they shouldnt give anything.In my book, its plain wrong, but still, I live with it.
and it is true, if you wanna smoke, then chip in or chip the fuck home!!!

My friends and I have always operated on the principle that nobody should go sober, and when there is bud around, we all share in that glorious sticky icky.

Now, I am in fact one of those guys that doesn't have any nearly as much as I'd like to, but I often smoke for free with my dudes because they don't care and its usually my place they smoke at since they have other factors at their places to worry about that I don't. Nobody likes to smoke alone. But I ALWAYS return the favor when I can without issue, and I think that's how everyone needs to be.

Remember, folks, it's all about love.

TeaTreeOil said:

I believe weed should be treated like a lawyer.

If you can't afford it... some will be appointed to you.

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LOL! Don't we all wish...

been there done that.... dude all you need to do is BEFORE you roll up the joint.. put in your bud (but not a full joint) and then be like alright guys fill up the community joint... or a blunt, i do it with blunts.. no one is singled out for beeing cheap, and chances are they will all throw down more as you set the precident with your amount of bud and they dont all wanna look like cheap ass mother touchers... give it a try.. make a joint (blunt) the community thing not just something you supply all the time

Man I fucking hate that shit too!!!! My friends NEVER have money. We'll go on a blunt ride and it'll be me and one other person throwing in while my 2 other friends always smoke for free. Though they never return the favor. I've started turning down invites bc of it. If I had a bunch of money I wouldn't care but I'm tight on money.

theirs been numerous times that i shared my smoke when my boys were broke.and they never return the favour. and i would tell them next time they would be left out. but when the next time would come around and i would start blazein i would look at them and say nope! and blow smoke at them.. but then the high would kick in and damn im doin it again..passin it to the same person who i said i wouldnt give it to nomore cuz they never return the favour...lol what can i say the weed brings out the peace in me!!

'I get the same thing from my friends but a more like "Hey man I'm dry smoke me out!", which I usually say yeah because they'll return the favor but if I'm low or broke I definitely state my case and say "nah dude not today". Which one of my friends starts replying back with "wtf dude you're always stingy with your weed"... which not to mention when he picks up I'll see .3g of the ounce he smokes away with other friends. He sees my shit every time I pick something new up.

So after hearing this stingy shit I calmly went off. Told him I always smoke them out, always bring it over even if you guys are dry. It's just always on me. I roll huge joints and faaaat ass blunts for these fools and I see like a dime of what he gets.

Not to mention this was the day after my boys birthday which I smoked him and everyone else out on a gram blunt. The "stingy" friend was among them who first said "nah I'm not gonna smoke", that changed when it was rolled hahaha. So he then has the nerve to call me stingy the next day despite the fact everyone who smoked pitched a tad in but him? By tad I mean $1...

It's stupid dude but you can't just let this shit happen. Talk to them, don't insult and yell, but calmly state your case and tell him how YOU feel about it. If he doesn't care then he obviously just wants your weed.

[youtube]QiXx38VAMUA[/youtube]this his how your boys are gonna be if you let them keep on!! lol

I'd stop smoking with them, personally. I knew this one crazy bitch that would smoke the fuck out of anybody's weed. I'm not saying she never bought any, but she just didn't think about saving some for the next day. We all stopped hanging out with her, particularly when one night she came over to my friends house, cashed his pipe, his brothers bong and then continued to smoke my friends entire nest egg, all while he was sleeping. People do some fucked up shit when it comes to weed, if I get too much drama with one person, I stop smoking with them. Not worth it.

no bother come beg for my stinky sensi.....girls dont bother beg for my money.......all my friends even the baldhead ones have big bags at all times.....massive sessions here in cali where the grass is greener

Okay, you are in a tough spot. Frankly, I'm of the opinion that you PICK your friends and your wives/husbands and therefore should not be able to divorce yourself from them. Family however,... See, I kind of use a bit too much logic sometimes.

That being said, if these are truly your handpicked friends, then you should be able to be 100% comfortable slipping out the window. Hey, maybe some of your friends help you out in other ways? Maybe barter a bit.....

CaptainCRUNK said:

My friends and I have always operated on the principle that nobody should go sober, and when there is bud around, we all share in that glorious sticky icky.

Now, I am in fact one of those guys that doesn't have any nearly as much as I'd like to, but I often smoke for free with my dudes because they don't care and its usually my place they smoke at since they have other factors at their places to worry about that I don't. Nobody likes to smoke alone. But I ALWAYS return the favor when I can without issue, and I think that's how everyone needs to be.

Remember, folks, it's all about love.

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I actually prefer smoking alone

wildkard91 said:

I actually prefer smoking alone

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I do too sometimes. It's peaceful... nice.

in that situtation, i'd have told them to fuck off. Bringing the tinest bit of weed, to me, is more of an insult than bringing none at all. The favour HAS to be returned, otherwise they're just being pricks.

ganjman said:

in that situtation, i'd have told them to fuck off. Bringing the tinest bit of weed, to me, is more of an insult than bringing none at all. The favour HAS to be returned, otherwise they're just being pricks.

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that's what i thought! i was thinking well mate, this isn't what you bought, so you probaboly blazed the rest the night before to yourself.

and yeah, smoking alone rocks, i love it, but, i do like to get chatty and trippy with people.

the best solution i found, if not the most pleasant, that only works on the impressionable and dumb, the hotbox! (i love smoking in the fresh air!)

basically i roll up a nice ass reef, start hotboxing the place, only the weed is in certain locations in the reef, i'll smoke the weed, then pass what is essentially a ciggarette, and he'll just go with it and they'll be high, they think they're smoking a joint, and it's no skin off my knuckles but it's still not the final solution though

as to feeling comfortable about going out the window, well i do, but they know what's up, and follow me out, and i'll have to turn my usic off, and sit next to them and watch their eyes lock onto my hand for 15 minutes those friends i tend to distance myself from

wow dude i was totally agreeing with you then i read your loading the joint so you get the good bit in the rotation, thats almost as fucked up. in my circles front loading a j is fucking low. hey each to their own tho man.

heres a solution to your stingy mates not puttin in or bringing gear. rolla joint up smoke what you want of it be it 1/2 of it hell 3/4 and pass what you dont want on, your friends will soon enough bring their gear out, and you know what to say if they dont like it right?