How do you like your girls tittys?

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Kodank Moment

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blazin256 said:
lol, fondleing is nice tho. reverse cowgirl and a ball grab is fucking priceless.
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Yes it is. That should be a master card commercial...

Dinner at Mcdonalds for YOURSELF: $26
2 blunts: $40
Reverse cowgirl nutsack fondeling: PRICELESS
That bitch getting you back for not buying her a McChicken with a nutsack SMACK AND TWIST: Ouch....

EDIT: Easy mayo on the McChicken...if she is reverse cowgirling blazin you know that bitch could ease up on the calories... :D lol jk.
 
Benassi

Benassi

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Anything more than a handful is a waste.

And who the fuck spends $27 on mcdonalds? Let alone $40 on two blunts?

Kodank did you time travel to the great depression?
 
Confidential Herb

Confidential Herb

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Kodank Moment said:
Yes it is. That should be a master card commercial...

Dinner at Mcdonalds for YOURSELF: $26
2 blunts: $40
Reverse cowgirl nutsack fondeling: PRICELESS
That bitch getting you back for not buying her a McChicken with a nutsack SMACK AND TWIST: Ouch....

EDIT: Easy mayo on the McChicken...if she is reverse cowgirling blazin you know that bitch could ease up on the calories... :D lol jk.
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Big tits can kill.
 
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Kodank Moment

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Benassi said:
Anything more than a handful is a waste.

And who the fuck spends $27 on mcdonalds? Let alone $40 on two blunts?

Kodank did you time travel to the great depression?
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Lol I roll 2g blunts cause I NEVER smoke em so I make it count. 4 grams later and $26 might sound a little plausible...lol.

If I could time travel I sure as fuck wouldn't go there.
 
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Logges

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blazin256 said:
i just realized every girl i been with has had no cup smaller then a c. and i always thought i liked the ass more.
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you miss what you don't get.

like i used to say that i liked brunettes, but then i look back and see that pretty 90% of all the girls were blond.
 
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Kodank Moment

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Logges said:
you miss what you don't get.

like i used to say that i liked brunettes, but then i look back and see that pretty 90% of all the girls were blond.
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I like Brunettes but i'll melt for a red head. Only 1 girl I have ever dated has been blonde. The rest brunette....waiting on the red head :D lol.
 
Lalaporo

Lalaporo

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Yea see i personaly like small ones, my fucking mother turned me aginst big ones when she got 5 different boob jobs. Example how she turned me aginst em

Ok so im sitting in my room on the computer, i here some wierd music coming down from the hall, sounds like some indian stuff. So i walk down to see that it is coming from he bedroom. I open the door and my mother has on a shirt that cuts off right below her nips, and a short short goddamn short skirt on and she is standing in front of the mirror bellydancing, making a complete fucking fool of herself...
 
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Kodank Moment

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Lalaporo said:
Yea see i personaly like small ones, my fucking mother turned me aginst big ones when she got 5 different boob jobs. Example how she turned me aginst em

Ok so im sitting in my room on the computer, i here some wierd music coming down from the hall, sounds like some indian stuff. So i walk down to see that it is coming from he bedroom. I open the door and my mother has on a shirt that cuts off right below her nips, and a short short goddamn short skirt on and she is standing in front of the mirror bellydancing, making a complete fucking fool of herself...
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If that doesn't teach your ass to knock next time...I dunno what will. You got what you deserved :D
 
napa23

napa23

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Haha this thread is funny as hell. I like tits natural. I'm ok with them being smaller if i can get a handful :)
 
li0n

li0n

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i like them 50% smaller than her head.. and the ass, 1 cheek = 150% the size of her head, or a little bit bigger.. and another important thing is the direction and position of the nipples..horizontally a little bit to the outer side and vertically in the middle..
 
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oOBe RyeOo

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li0n said:
i like them 50% smaller than her head.. and the ass, 1 cheek = 150% the size of her head, or a little bit bigger.. and another important thing is the direction and position of the nipples..horizontally a little bit to the outer side and vertically in the middle..
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Lion in bed: Yeah, girl come here so I can put this ruler across your titties. Let me see if there in proper location.

LOL
 
Airwave

Airwave

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Lalaporo said:
Well see personally i dont like them to big, id rather see em to small then to big. Cause really, i am aginst boob jobs, first because my mom got about 4 boob jobs and turned me aginst big boobs, second cause i like em nice and natural. Also if a girls has a boob job that says she has low self esteem cause you would have to have low self esteem to do that. Ok i gotta go take a shit now.
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Firstly..LOL!

Secondly....If my hand can cover them, they are way too small. I like them so big that they look all out of proportion to the rest of her body.
 
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