How do You think JESUS would come?

ThE sAtIvA hIgH

ThE sAtIvA hIgH

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hes not going to come , do u idiots think you are the first people who are expecting this idiot to appear ......NO seriously get on with your life , its the only one your gonna get after that its worms and decay
 
dannyboy602

dannyboy602

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I'm prescribing 20mg lithium for you young man. you are not the risen lord. But u know that already don't you?
Seeing how this thread is a couple yrs old I'm sure you are institutionalized by now and I hope you get the help you need.
But just in case you ARE the son of man I have a favor to ask. When I get to heaven, can I be a mod?
 
VILEPLUME

VILEPLUME

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Anyone ever think about the start of time until your brain hurts?

Like how we are here and created from matter, but where did that first matter come from? And if it that matter was always "there", how come we cant fathom it? Also, how come matter cant be created or destroyed, yet it had to be created?

...time to hit the vap.
 
Farfenugen

Farfenugen

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The only person who knew how Jesus would come was Mary Magdalen, maybe he yelled, perhaps squirmed his face or rolled his eyes in the back of his head
 
Brazko

Brazko

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VILEPLUME said:
Anyone ever think about the start of time until your brain hurts?

Like how we are here and created from matter, but where did that first matter come from? And if it that matter was always "there", how come we cant fathom it? Also, how come matter cant be created or destroyed, yet it had to be created?

...time to hit the vap.
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You shouldn't be focused on Matter, but the aspect of where did "Energy" come from?

And the question should be how did the "Potential" for that "Energy" to exist come about?

To know that answer you would have to exist outside of that closed system...

Matter in all respect is simply condensed energy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservation_of_energy


I myself think too deeply about everything, not all the time but feel nothing should go by the wayside that doesn't deserve it. However deep thought sometime requires me to unestablish defined terms such as life/living into a process which proliferates greater understanding. Whereas I don't just say in the context I'm speaking now that a person is no longer living but think in the context of condensed "Energy" that has dispersed from it's form. In essence, everything that you were before was never destoyed. However, what has dispersed is responsible for future creations, as the information created by that form has been remembered and passed on.
 
ChronicObsession

ChronicObsession

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Jesus comes back like a theif in the night. While the atheists are surfing and beating their peenies mercilessly to uber manonman porn, the NWO is conducting WWIII and a bunch of people die, plus more tsunamis and other big disasters help clean up the EARF. Then Jesus says surprise once the oceans have turned Red with blood of man
 
Luger187

Luger187

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the only thing jesus was, was a regular human that tricked other people into thinking that he was a prophet. the people back then didnt know much of anything about how the world worked. it was very easy to trick them. hell, even today its easy to trick people. if penn jillette lived back then and had the mindset to do such a thing, he could have done a few tricks and voila! instant prophet. sometimes the word spreads and the idea takes off like christianity, or it doesnt spread and it dies off, like in a cult.

or maybe jesus was just crazy and really believed he was the son of god and all that... either way im not believing it.
 
eye exaggerate

eye exaggerate

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Luger187 said:
the only thing jesus was, was a regular human that tricked other people into thinking that he was a prophet. the people back then didnt know much of anything about how the world worked. it was very easy to trick them. hell, even today its easy to trick people. if penn jillette lived back then and had the mindset to do such a thing, he could have done a few tricks and voila! instant prophet. sometimes the word spreads and the idea takes off like christianity, or it doesnt spread and it dies off, like in a cult.

or maybe jesus was just crazy and really believed he was the son of god and all that... either way im not believing it.
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...I don't know if he would have set out to deceive in a malicious or self-serving way. Agreed that the people spread the stories, though. This is why I study the things I do. To get to the roots of the teachings and not get caught up in the fantastic. It's symbolism, who ponders things like a man walking on water in actuality? The deeper teachings are about sexual transmutation. Walking on water, f.e., is not done at the beach :)
 
Zaehet Strife

Zaehet Strife

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Theres this documentary about jesus that shows how he probably fooled lots of people, or people fooled themselves and made stories up about it (assuming this dude actually existed). like the walking on water story, he was actually standing on a boat... and the crowd of people was so immense only the few in the front could see he was on a boat, the rest assumed he was walking on top of the water, hence, misunderstood miracle.

actually, there is no evidence that jesus even existed... but you can believe whatever you want, whatever helps you gain meaning and purpose in life where none really exists.

personally, i would rather allow myself to believe that i don't know and be honest with myself, rather than lie to myself and tell myself i do.

but to each their own right, i guess lying comes easier for some humans.
 
somedude247

somedude247

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Luger187 said:
the only thing jesus was, was a regular human that tricked other people into thinking that he was a prophet. the people back then didnt know much of anything about how the world worked. it was very easy to trick them. hell, even today its easy to trick people. if penn jillette lived back then and had the mindset to do such a thing, he could have done a few tricks and voila! instant prophet. sometimes the word spreads and the idea takes off like christianity, or it doesnt spread and it dies off, like in a cult.

or maybe jesus was just crazy and really believed he was the son of god and all that... either way im not believing it.
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I agree with most all of this, but I want to throw out the idea that perhaps Jesus NEVER thought he was the Son of God. I believe the Bible is full of inaccuracies especially since its been changed thousands of times to fit with whatever ruling king or church wanted it to say to control the masses. But what Im getting at is What if Jesus Never said to anyone at any time he was Christ, just a guy making an ointment out of cannabis going around rubbing on people getting them stoned making them think he was a miracle worker therefore the common people look at him as a savior and created the myth of Christ which frightened the kings who set out to destroy the myth which in turn amplified the myth creating Christianity. I know book after book says he claims to be Christ, but what if all that was added to the original text during translation by the catholic church to create a figurehead for them to use to rule over the people? This make any sense to anyone?LOL
 
mindphuk

mindphuk

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somedude247 said:
I agree with most all of this, but I want to throw out the idea that perhaps Jesus NEVER thought he was the Son of God. I believe the Bible is full of inaccuracies especially since its been changed thousands of times to fit with whatever ruling king or church wanted it to say to control the masses. But what Im getting at is What if Jesus Never said to anyone at any time he was Christ, just a guy making an ointment out of cannabis going around rubbing on people getting them stoned making them think he was a miracle worker therefore the common people look at him as a savior and created the myth of Christ which frightened the kings who set out to destroy the myth which in turn amplified the myth creating Christianity. I know book after book says he claims to be Christ, but what if all that was added to the original text during translation by the catholic church to create a figurehead for them to use to rule over the people? This make any sense to anyone?LOL
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This is exactly what many scholars have said. One was my religion and Hebrew professor at Michigan State. He spoke fluently in at least a dozen different languages and was able to read and write in more than 30, including biblical Hebrew, Aramaic and Greek. He points out that Jesus never really doesn't make any unambiguous statements about who he really is, even when directly asked by his disciples. Many of the things he said that are taken to mean that he is a god has more than one explanation. There were many different sects of Xians in the pre-Nicene days and many of them believed he was the promised Jewish moshiach or messiah. The Jews never thought the messiah would be anyone but a man. He was to be the next King of Israel. It wasn't until the Council of Nicea that the issue of divinity was decided to be part of the orthodoxy.
 
sso

sso

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i hear the nut houses are full of people that are either christ returned or napoleon.

ive studied these returning christs bit and they all share the same, in that they always quote the bible heavily, without Ever coming out with anything new and profound.

interestingly christ also has lost all his powers for some reason :)

though im rather digging the stoner jesus idea :D
 
ThE sAtIvA hIgH

ThE sAtIvA hIgH

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what would really make me laugh, is if the muslim god came back, and all you nutters had been worshipping the wrong god and eating pork n shit lol muwhahahahaha
 
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