How Long Can You Keep a Turtle Head?

see4

see4

Well-Known Member
I've had a turtle head poking through for the past 8 hours.. I'm trying to hold it another 2 hours, and I think I will set a personal best.

Once I go, I think it will be the nastiest shit I've taken in a loooong while!

I will definitely need to look at it. Might even take a picture and post it.
 
Gadaffiduck

Gadaffiduck

Active Member
a whole ten hours? I had to do that before, although it wasn't my decision. But it was definitely worth every minute of it.
either have an uncomfortable shit in the bush, or wait and have a satisfying shit in peace.
also makes the day alot more interesting, you never know which fart will be the one to ruin your day. Also great exercise for your ass muscles.

I got something brewin right now actually at the moment.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Gadaffiduck said:
was this directed to me?

there's no digging needed when you got a turtle head.
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well, to me, a turtle head is a poo that is like right at the exit point, but for whatever reason it doesn't want to come out, and therefore sometimes needs a lil coaxing, which is where the finger comes in handy at that point..
 
Chomps

Chomps

Active Member
The longer you hold it, the stickier it gets. It's like leaving brownies in too long, burning them, and having them all stuck to the pan.

I'm more of an instant gratification kind of guy. If the bags are packed GTFO.
 
see4

see4

Well-Known Member
I am reading over the comments laughing so hard I can feel my poo starting to creep past the point of no return threshold. Im really hoping to hold this one in a little longer, wait for the misses to come home, and drop a fucking bomb. I will be leaving a shit streak for sure, no doubt about this one.

I am seriously contemplating taking a picture. Unless it's muddy, then I may hold off. If it's a snake I will definitely take photos.
 
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timeismoney1

New Member
see4 said:
I am reading over the comments laughing so hard I can feel my poo starting to creep past the point of no return threshold. Im really hoping to hold this one in a little longer, wait for the misses to come home, and drop a fucking bomb. I will be leaving a shit streak for sure, no doubt about this one.

I am seriously contemplating taking a picture. Unless it's muddy, then I may hold off. If it's a snake I will definitely take photos.
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When you post pics i claim the right to be the first one to say Well would you just look at that!
 
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