Translation;
Why are you so mad? I corrected you too. Wasn't good but I corrected you. You are from Texas and you are a badass, I am afraid. Why do you care about some grammar and spelling, sir?
You are not the only one who speaks English with such authority. I am impressed. Will you teach me since no one can understand me? I know people in Texas speak English as well and grow the best weed. Please take my tampon and bra as a sign of obedience and respect. Fuck me later.
Response;
Sorry Mane. I don't think it would help you much.