How Often Do You Shower..?

How often do you shower ..?

  • More than once a day

    Votes: 7 16.7%

  • Once a day

    Votes: 23 54.8%

  • Every second day

    Votes: 6 14.3%

  • Twice a week

    Votes: 3 7.1%

  • Once per week

    Votes: 1 2.4%

  • Two times a month

    Votes: 1 2.4%

  • Once per month

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Other

    Votes: 1 2.4%
  • Total voters
    42
  • Poll closed .
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Rarely ever. Im a bath man. (and to all of you folk who then think ewwww, youre bathing in your own filth, stop being such a fucking filthy person :p). Much more fun lying in a bath stoned with a beer than standing in a shower. When i do shower, ill typically sit cross legged or on my back with legs pointed up at tap. Bathing is more than getting clean, its about unwinding.
 
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vostok said:
Two weeks ago this model I'm dating moved in ..she makes the big bucks in hair and hands with the occasional
legs/feet portfolios, shes up every Goddamn morning at 5am, and spends 90 Goddamn minutes in the bathroom, every morning getting ready for her daily shoot that starts at 7.30am and goes to about 10.30am

Now I just know theres no guy or vibrator in my bathroom, so its the same every morning ...its really fucking exhausting, shower ...hair ..make up ..then theres the compulsory 25 minutes of trying stuff on and then getting dressed, she changes into the clients clothes at the shoot anyway..?

After the photographer has done his thing, she has another shower another 45 minutes of re applying the hair make up etc etc ..by 2pm shes back home ..where, if I 'm in town, I'll spend the afternoon pleasing her ..then she has another shower ...while I toke and abuse my buddies here at RIU ...lol
later in the evening she will have another shower before turning in for the night ..

She don't smoke weed if ever(typical) and is tolerant of me toking, but its just occurred to her thats she's never seen me in the shower ..so I told her the truth.
I rarely shower, .. once a week if that, preferring a Turkish bath once a month ....
yes.. I thought should would freak ...I know you just did ...lol but to my surprise she just kissed me, said she loved my smell anyway.. rolled over and fell asleep ....????
So the question is 'How often do you shower'
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NEVER

that's why they call me stinky
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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tip top toker said:
Rarely ever. Im a bath man. (and to all of you folk who then think ewwww, youre bathing in your own filth, stop being such a fucking filthy person :p). Much more fun lying in a bath stoned with a beer than standing in a shower. When i do shower, ill typically sit cross legged or on my back with legs pointed up at tap. Bathing is more than getting clean, its about unwinding.
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Can't remember the last time I had a bath. Maybe 2 or 3 years ago. Dont even know which country. UK or Germany. My bf has a fantastic bathroom which he did up brand new and I don't even use that one.

I've got a bidet. Ooooohhhhhh. So my bum is cleaner than your bum! ;)
 
KLITE

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Pics or it didn't happen!!

Yes I did text you earlier. Can't remember what I wrote tho?! Lol. Been in the centre and Kush has reopened !?! Wtf. 420 opened for a day but the Urbana turned up and found an Italian guy working falta NIE. Closed again. I've been in THC club, tienen super lemon haze. They asked for my NIE on arrival. Strictly no tourists now.
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LOOOOL fucking cowboys. My usual place is getting a shit load of new members every month now that a lot of places have shut, they called me the other day to go pick up my new card but they werent bothered about the NIE. I even think if someone who is a foreigner friend goes with me they could chill there though not become a member, But im very close with the owner and president.
Theres a pretty fucking decent amnesia there now as well as an ok gdp, but its origins are dubious.... I made a wax that had everyone flipping out the other day. Of the clubs you go have you seen any interesting bhos?
 
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lahadaextranjera said:
Can't remember the last time I had a bath. Maybe 2 or 3 years ago. Dont even know which country. UK or Germany. My bf has a fantastic bathroom which he did up brand new and I don't even use that one.

I've got a bidet. Ooooohhhhhh. So my bum is cleaner than your bum! ;)
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Grew up with a bidet, never found a reason to use it.

I moved to london a month ago, one of my key criteria when house hunting was that if it didnt have a bath, i wasnt interested. You could offer me a flat in buckingham palace, but no bath, no deal. I say that, id take it, any opportunity to slip something poisonous in her royal majesties tea pot.
 
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KLITE said:
LOOOOL fucking cowboys. My usual place is getting a shit load of new members every month now that a lot of places have shut, they called me the other day to go pick up my new card but they werent bothered about the NIE. I even think if someone who is a foreigner friend goes with me they could chill there though not become a member, But im very close with the owner and president.
Theres a pretty fucking decent amnesia there now as well as an ok gdp, but its origins are dubious.... I made a wax that had everyone flipping out the other day. Of the clubs you go have you seen any interesting bhos?
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Yes they are cowboys but look how much fun it was!! Membership numbers started at zero there again. NIE only. The 'Italian family' clubs are ok.

Senzi had bho ages ago. Kush had hash oil in syringes. Its expensive so they steer clear generally. That super lemon was €9. Strain hunters club let in bf parents before the shakedown. Visitors pass. I'll take you there if you like.
 
lahadaextranjera

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tip top toker said:
Grew up with a bidet, never found a reason to use it.

I moved to london a month ago, one of my key criteria when house hunting was that if it didnt have a bath, i wasnt interested. You could offer me a flat in buckingham palace, but no bath, no deal. I say that, id take it, any opportunity to slip something poisonous in her royal majesties tea pot.
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Bidet foot bath?

Nice one on moving to MY city!! SW? Are you liking it? I come from Putney originally, not far from Wimbledon. I haven't been back since jan 13. I've got a friend in Clap common who gets excellent skunk.

I always live on the top floor with a terrace. A bath would be a bonus but I've got a large shower.
 
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lahadaextranjera said:
Bidet foot bath?

Nice one on moving to MY city!! SW? Are you liking it? I come from Putney originally, not far from Wimbledon. I haven't been back since jan 13. I've got a friend in Clap common who gets excellent skunk.
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Last city in the world id ever chose to be in. But compromises have to be made, such is life. Only positive point is that while im the only white man on the street, there is every shop i could ever want right outside the front door. Im in the joyous location that is Lewisham. Kuroi lives about 20 meters from north side of clapham common, but she travels all over the place to source her smoke.
 
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Last city in the world id ever chose to be in. But compromises have to be made, such is life. Only positive point is that while im the only white man on the street, there is every shop i could ever want right outside the front door. Im in the joyous location that is Lewisham. Kuroi lives about 20 meters from north side of clapham common, but she travels all over the place to source her smoke.
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Fuck! Why did you move to Lewisham? Just go to Peckham and be done with it!! I don't know those sides too well but I remember some dark raves in Dalston. Not the best side is it? I went to school in Hampstead. N London is better I think but Barcelona is even better than that!! Just try and make the most of it. I left in 2005. My friend lives on the north side too!! Hook up! Lol
 
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lahadaextranjera said:
Fuck! Why did you move to Lewisham? Just go to Peckham and be done with it!! I don't know those sides too well but I remember some dark raves in Dalston. Not the best side is it? I went to school in Hampstead. N London is better I think but Barcelona is even better than that!! Just try and make the most of it. I left in 2005. My friend lives on the north side too!! Hook up! Lol
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Uni in greenwich, perfect location. Many better places for the price but to hell with travelling 2 hours plus to photocopy a library book etc.

Im a recluse, i dont do raves, friends, you name it, but drop me a Pm and ill pass it onto kiroi,mshes always after new folk to smoke with and such. Me, cant stand stoners lol. If i hear one more person tell me how high they are following a joint im gonna punch someone.

And i cant stand folk from barcellona. Maybe you fit in because you're from london. If i am to visit spain, its all about the south. But you never know, one day K and i will drop in.
 
lahadaextranjera

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Uni in greenwich, perfect location. Many better places for the price but to hell with travelling 2 hours plus to photocopy a library book etc.

Im a recluse, i dont do raves, friends, you name it, but drop me a Pm and ill pass it onto kiroi,mshes always after new folk to smoke with and such. Me, cant stand stoners lol. If i hear one more person tell me how high they are following a joint im gonna punch someone.

And i cant stand folk from barcellona. Maybe you fit in because you're from london. If i am to visit spain, its all about the south. But you never know, one day K and i will drop in.
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We call them Cuntalans! Instead of Catalans. Lol ! Have you met any then?
Def let me know if you're coming. I think you'd like the Dutch clubs here but getting you in may be tricky.
 
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lahadaextranjera said:
We call them Cuntalans! Instead of Catalans. Lol ! Have you met any then?
Def let me know if you're coming. I think you'd like the Dutch clubs here but getting you in may be tricky.
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Yeah, ive met catalans and barcalonans, or whatever theyre called, shared my house with a guy from Barcelona. To me folk from barcelona just seem like how i see londoners. Not my cuppa tea. I love the slow and easy southern life, much like my previous life in somerset. Fuck cities.

Other than a few days in amsterdam läst year, havnt had a holiday in 8 years, been working non stop, just got paid for working my vacation days. If my budget is still going as well as it is now, hoping to take K on a holiday somewhere come summer. Although at present trinidad is at the top of the list. Her ma is out there right now building the guest house.
 
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not washing ones ass on a regular basis is plain nasty . i mean , after a good shit your ass needs a scrub down . toilet paper can only do so much , b4 long i would think soap & hot water would be welcome . i bathe every day , sometimes 2 or 3 times depending on how nasty werk is that day .
 
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pinkjackyle said:
not washing ones ass on a regular basis is plain nasty . i mean , after a good shit your ass needs a scrub down . toilet paper can only do so much , b4 long i would think soap & hot water would be welcome . i bathe every day , sometimes 2 or 3 times depending on how nasty werk is that day .
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If you NEED to wash your ass after every shit, you are doing it wrong.
 
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AltarNation said:
If you NEED to wash your ass after every shit, you are doing it wrong.
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that is true , and i didnt quite make it plain . if 1 goes a week without bathing id think the ass would need more than tp & a wet wipe . as for bm habits , every morn after 1st cup of coffee , like clock work , then off to the shower .
 
vostok

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pinkjackyle said:
not washing ones ass on a regular basis is plain nasty . i mean , after a good shit your ass needs a scrub down . toilet paper can only do so much , b4 long i would think soap & hot water would be welcome . i bathe every day , sometimes 2 or 3 times depending on how nasty werk is that day .
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As Altar seed should your shit be running out and sloppying out all over the place you are eating the wrong foods, my shit floats I talk to it every day, I just know its not he same shit as yesterday, but its important for shit loads of reasons to note your shit, its color, its texture and above all its viscosity ...even smell ..I really beleive a women wouldn't really understand what I'm trying to impart here, but if you are ever straining like trying to give birth ...man you are doing it so wrong ...any blockage or sex shit ...see a doc!

a good shit is when you really don't need to wipe, and that itching? its worms, round worms mostley again a hygienic thing
 
tokingtiger

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I showered yesterday morning, I will wake up and trim tomorrow and then shower afterwards. if I did not trim, did not sweat? maybe another day. lots of times I work out and could shower twice a day then.. depends on how my skin actually is feeling.
 
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