I used to have this friend who didn't bathe. or shower. I also imagine he never brushed his teeth. his theory was that his natural "musk" was an attractive trait for women.
have you ever say, made a lunch for the day, threw it in your car and just sorta forgot about it? then you find it one day and it's a disgusting mess? that's what he smelled like.
he once told all of us (his close friends) that he used one stick of deodorant in about a year. needless to say, NO ONE liked his idea. yet NO ONE would say "hey fucking wash yourself you moron".
he's been without a female companion for about 3 years now, I think.
I don't shower every single day. I think today will be one of those days. I don't work and I have food in the apartment, I think I'll just stay in and be lazy. if I have something to do, there's no WAY I can go do it without showering. word