how to fuck up a plant ripper

i made the mistake of showing my grow to some of my friends and a couple of months ago some thieving asshole(s) broke in and ripped the last of my grow.

needless to say the room is seriously locked down alot more then it originally was but im thinking it can never be to secure with soo many pieces of shit trying to steal what you put your time and effort into

so post up your ideas or how you keep your plants safe. nothings to overboard.. anything from razors taped to the base of the stem to explosives hooked upto trip wires

Start by NOT telling anyone. Then Make sure you lock doors. Check local laws before you try anything rash.

Spread word you stopped growing #1

Back in the day there was this badass that had plywood with nails sticking out in his back yard to protect his grow.

lesson learned with keeping it to myself (only showed it to close friends as it was) and iv got the place locked down like a fort

unfortunately whoever ripped them would have seen the smaller plants i had going so know there will be more bud to come.

waiting on a camera off ebay also. would love to get the fuckers face on camera.

would just wait for them to put a few months effort into something they were passionate about then burn it the hell down

i like the nail in the foot idea i reckon i could possibly fall victim to it myself though after a wake n bake

use the camera to surveil them. find out who they are.

invite them for a cup of coffee at a public location. chat them up. find out who their parents are and where they live.

contact their parents. take out the one you are most sexually attracted to see a hit broadway play and a nice lobster dinner.

promise them you'll call them for a second date, then never call again.

this works, i promise.

Look to innovations in warfare of WWI for inspiration.Anyone comes near my shit there dick will be in the dirt before they know what's up.I have visible cameras so if they are that stupid they even more deserve it.
My #1 security is nobody knows....FUCK THAT SHIT!!!You cannot trust no one..AND i MEAN NO ONE!

make sure to tell everyone about the camera. That way they will know to dress for success and smile real pretty.

i think the camera will be better secret. i was going to have it hidden in something.

otherwise they would just hide there faces i think

get a few big dog breeds raise them from puppys when you have company put them in a back room that way when they brake in next time thier will be blood and a few dogs are a lot scarier than cameras I use dogs alls you need is a mask to get by a camera but a strange dog will fuck them up good and proper plus you get worse charges for owning a fire arm with a grow a bunch of people know you grow now and if they get pinched there likely to rat as 80-90 % are fucking rat bastards fact I don't care how hard they say they are I had 2 friends try wearing a wire on me I expected 1 of them but I could smell the fear and they were talking funny asking for shit by name it wasn't about weed but they tried 1 of them had been my friend for over 5 years and always swore he was solid got busted was looking at atleast 5 years but I would have done at least 10 years if not more I hope he gets killed his bitch ratted out a few people for him and he still acts cool when everyone knows hes a rat

The options vary from grower to grower. If your lucky to be in californina like myself you could turn a video into the police and press charges for breaking and entering. If your in an illegal state that won't help. Visible cameras may deter burglars. No matter what state your in DON'T booby trap anything, you could hurt or kill someone and be in a world of shit. This applies to guerrilla growers too. If LEO finds a booby trap grow they will wait for you to return and arrest you for endangering the public.

Don't tell anyone.

Dont worry about booby traps youll only kill/hurt yourself. Get a camera that when it detects movement it sends an alert to your moblie and you then watch live footage. get with the times bro its not 1980. By the way they arnt that exp .$100

lesson one

i disagree^

*BUDS said:

Dont worry about booby traps youll only kill/hurt yourself. Get a camera that when it detects movement it sends an alert to your moblie and you then watch live footage. get with the times bro its not 1980. By the way they arnt that exp .$100

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hey man if you were with the times you would have seen that i have a camera on the way

booby trapping your property is a serious crime here, i don't know what state you're in. also, it's not very stealthy to have someone maimed on your property. if the neighbors hear someone screaming and then see some guy writhing in agony on your lawn you can be pretty sure police will be involved.

definitely get a camera system for outside. unless you spend a lot of money the cameras don't have a wide field of view, so you'll need a few for decent coverage. make sure to tweak the quality settings on your dvr or the recorded images will look like shit. if you're REALLY paranoid get a nanny cam for your actual grow area.

it dont take long to find out who done it round here, sorry for your loss mate.

get a gun or stab em

yeah iv got a list of everyone (some more suspects then others) who knew that i had plants going and ready to chop.

no doubt i could get the thief but run the chance of screwing over someone innocent.

i dont want it to come to anything that extreme but this isnt the first thing thats been stolen from my joint by so called friends