LedZeppelin8906
Well-Known Member
Some funny ways to get out of jury duty, I highly reccommend not doing any of them lol for obvious reasons 
1. Whenever a lawyer finishes a cross-examination make the Law & Order "chung-chung" tone.
2. Stand up at random intervals throughout the trial and do Karate chops.
3. Bake cookies, when the baliff won't take any tell him, "You just made the biggest mistake of your life"
4. Close your eyes, flail your arms and don't stop no matter what.
5. Light up a cigar and laugh maniacally like Robert De Niro in Cape Fear.
6. When the defendant enters the courtroom for the first time, make the throat-slitting gesture.
7. Ask the Clerk if Ganja is a religion.
8. Repeatedly stand up and yell "This is Sparta!"
9. Get a doctor's note excusing you because you are allergic to "boring shit"
1. Whenever a lawyer finishes a cross-examination make the Law & Order "chung-chung" tone.
2. Stand up at random intervals throughout the trial and do Karate chops.
3. Bake cookies, when the baliff won't take any tell him, "You just made the biggest mistake of your life"
4. Close your eyes, flail your arms and don't stop no matter what.
5. Light up a cigar and laugh maniacally like Robert De Niro in Cape Fear.
6. When the defendant enters the courtroom for the first time, make the throat-slitting gesture.
7. Ask the Clerk if Ganja is a religion.
8. Repeatedly stand up and yell "This is Sparta!"
9. Get a doctor's note excusing you because you are allergic to "boring shit"
