How to keep annoying f#@king children from destroying my garden?

They tried to get onto the third floor roof? I might accidentally leave it unlocked..

poison ivy doesnt show up for a while, nettles work the second you touch them, The leaves and stems are very hairy with non-stinging hairs and also bear many stinging hairs (trichomes), whose tips come off when touched, transforming the hair into a needle that will inject several chemicals: acetylcholine, histamine, 5-HT or serotonin, and possibly formic acid. This mixture of chemical compounds cause a sting or paresthesia from which the species derives its common name, as well as the colloquial names burn nettle, burn weed, burn hazel. This sting can last from as long as a week to only a few minutes. so when you hear the kids crying you can say, haha, that is what you get you dirty little bastards, then shake your fist directed at them.

You can always call Children's Aid and let them know that the kids are unsupervised and you are worried about their well being. Personally I would just call the cops and explain what you are going through. You have tried to be nice. I would also call the landlord and let him know you are going to call the cops and report the other tenant and that you are also going to be asking them to talk to him. Tell him that yo uhave voiced your complaint several times to him and he has not done anything and is not willing to and you have no choice but to involve the police. I would also findout who the other kids are and where they live and talk to their parents. No point dealing with them, they don't care. I've had similar problems and have even gone to their school and spoken to the principal and the school has taken care of some problems. The friends are the problem so talk to the kid in your building when they aren't around and he'll more than likely tell you where they live. Tell him you are calling the police and childrens aid if it continues.

The other option that has worked for me in the past as well is to get them involved and interested in what you are doing. If it becomes their project too they will want it to succeed. Good luck. Been there and I know it's no fun.

get a sign that says your a registered sex offender... thatll keep em away

Get an un-neutered german shepherd...he'll make sure everyone stays far away from ur yard.

Try Molesting them.. I find it works wonders 4 keeping the locall kids @ bay.

I have a German shephard/Akita mix. Nobody comes near my property.

coyote leg traps should solve this problem. 3 or 4 of these concealed where you'll remember them. just make sure the perimeter of your garden gives fair warning, and the stakes are at least 3 feet deep. when the parent comes knocking on your door, you can return the favor and ignore her.
if this is a little harsh for your taste, some concealed rat traps could easily be explained as deterrent against the little rodents. see if you can't get tape of this, instant u-tube classic

Picture's/video of these kids in the act .Mail it to their mom seeing she wont answer the door.Ask her if she would like for the cops to see the photo of her angel in action?Mail one to the landlord as well.Good luck.

XxNinjaxX said:

Try Molesting them.. I find it works wonders 4 keeping the locall kids @ bay.

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If thats your attempt at humour u fucking nasty perv you must be a dead beat sorry yall that shit just isnt funny

F*ck Off J. Ruhland, its a free country and speech is free, if u dont like it then dont laugh. but dont dis it as there r a few ppl who probably had a snicker. But il grant u that molesting kids is sick n wrong.

XxNinjaxX said:

F*ck Off J. Ruhland, its a free country and speech is free, if u dont like it then dont laugh. but dont dis it as there r a few ppl who probably had a snicker. But il grant u that molesting kids is sick n wrong.

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yes, but there's a time and place for everything. with your buddies, it might not be so bad.... on a public forum exposed to anyone who may happen across it, it's not really appropriate. just because you have an opinion and the right to speak it does not mean you necessarily should...

Yah, that post gave me peculiar urges. Cut it out. HELP! His words are hurting me...

Perhaps it's time to move into a single family house? I haven't lived in an apartment in years, but I remember I didn't like it very much back then. If it's not kids bothering you, then it's some drunk asshole working on his beat up Camaro with 20 friends spilling oil all over the driveway, or the girl next door that just loves to pick fights with her bf at 4:30am, or the barking dog that won't stop until his owner comes home, etc.
I assume you rent, that is. Can you find a small house for rent? Or a cheap foreclosure, and just buy it? Then you don't have to deal with it. I have no neighbors within viewing area, that's why I do what I do. I would never grow if I had people around me all the time. I have 8 gardens that I work on all summer, all fenced in. If I found any kids in my yard, I'll just let my dog at them. Considering he runs like a cheetah, no one will get very far.

i cant believe he posted that i have to go stab my eyes out with a fork now ,i may never be the same again

this post should be closed now. people die in socal streets, jail/ prison for hurting kids like that.
i got some homeboys that need there laundry done in pelican bay (p.b.s.p) /corcoran(c.d.c.r)

Hey how bout a nice Hitler joke instead.

You guys need to SUCK IT THE FUCK UP.

Buy one of those deer electric fences. They work real nice. Not enough to do damage, but will certainly catch their attention.

Jobo said:

You guys need to SUCK IT THE FUCK UP.

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Is that another molestation joke?