How to Manage an Enterprise or Major Project

Following are the methods that State, Local & Federal Governments, as well as Giant Corporations use in order to complete projects, work with others to complete projects or just manage themselves.

The Project Management Body of Knowledge (PMBOK) is how Requests for Proposal (RFPs) and the subsequent Contracts are worked out. The Government or Corporation sets forward goals and requirements and the companies or persons responding reply with pricing, time frame, staff, qualifications, risk management, quality assurance etc.
http://www2.fiit.stuba.sk/~bielik/courses/msi-slov/reporty/pmbok.pdf

This is an example of a system that would be used
Enterprise Architecture
http://www.sparxsystems.com/products/ea/purchase.html

Good things to know about are:
SaaS
PaaS
IaaS
UX
CRM
SCRUM
Agile

I now when I figured out Scrum, my rugby game improved a lot.

Don't forget SWOT... Let's go!

Finshaggy:

Strengths -

Mad cut and paste skills
Probably knows how to trip off dog shit
Read phikal and thikal
Open minded
Jailhouse lawyer
Did I mention mad cut and paste skills! I'm talking crazy shit here
Probably a pretty decent dude

Weaknesses -

Probably knows how to trip off dogshit
I can rarely follow what the fuck you're talking about
Sometimes one thread has three magically and somehow finshagilly correlated topics

Opportunities -

The sky is the limit finshaggy - you beat the Texas judicial system!

Threats -

Donald Drumpf - he's coming for you. Not going to let you start your eastern religion temples.

Bud Assasin said:

I now when I figured out Scrum, my rugby game improved a lot.

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I work for a Oracle Platinum partner and we build Public Sector (Government) databases and cloud software, that is where I got the management info from.

ColoHead said:

Threats -

Donald Drumpf - he's coming for you. Not going to let you start your eastern religion temples.

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I don't think Trump would even recognize a religion if he saw one. And he might even say that there are no crosses or Jesus so it's not really a religion.

For example. I bet Donald Trump is either in the camp that thinks the Freemasons are a Club or the Freemasons are an Illuminati group. But really they are a Religion, they say they built Solomon's Temple, they have their rituals and their spiritual leaders, etc.

Courts and Hospitals used to be Greek and Roman Temples.

Bud Assasin said:

I now when I figured out Scrum, my rugby game improved a lot.

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Finshaggy said:

I work for a Oracle Platinum partner and we build Public Sector (Government) databases and cloud software, that is where I got the management info from.

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I don't think Fin knows what a scrum is.

Finshaggy said:

I work for a Oracle Platinum partner and we build Public Sector (Government) databases and cloud software, that is where I got the management info from.

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I use Hooli's CEO Jack Barker's Conjoined Triangles of Success. If you are in the tech/software world or near Silicon Valley you will know what this is.

Finshaggy said:

I don't think Trump would even recognize a religion if he saw one. And he might even say that there are no crosses or Jesus so it's not really a religion.

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Oh what BS. I am neither a fan boy of Trump or hater but I know how much Lord Larry Ellison charges Uncle Scam for their shit software. Ellison was and still is a C*I*$$$A boy since the founding of Oracle. F Larry and his gigantic yachts.

Oracle along with defense contractors, these quasi governmental deep state contractors-intelligence agency fronts like SERCO, Booz-Hamilton, Carlisle Group, and many others plus IBM, Intel, Google, Apple, Facebook and many others STEAL from American taxpayers like me. Oracle is one of the worst cause I know people who work there. .

Tens of billions if not trillions of taxpayer money has disappeared during Bushes-Clintons and Obama at the corrupt Pentagon. And your heroes at Oracle and the rest of Silicon Valley load up their shitty hardware and software with back doors and other crap to spy on American, foreign corporations, American corporations and others so the NSA/CIA can sell that info.

Open source and foreign hardware companies are going to kill Silicon Valley's spyware and scamware technology. The only people who buy IBM anymore is the US govt and some dumb retarded corporations.

President Eisenhower and Kennedy warned us about these scum bags.

hey failshaggy, remember when you admitted to getting a 14 ear old girl drunk and trying to fuck her?

you'e just like roy moore!