How to pass a drug test but need to have percocet in my system!!!

Hey, I get a prescription every month for 60 of them but often run out after 20 days or so but my DOC knows I smoke as well so she wont give me any more.. But I have to take a yearly test next week and im wondering how im supposed to pass.. I smoke daily for my pain, I have bulging and herniated discs and bone spurs in my neck got hit by a wrecking truck yrs ago.. So I guess im wondering if theres anyway to do this.. I was thinking maybe clean urine and then taking a perk and hoping that worked but im not sure.. I have someone who could pee for me but I don't know if he has any health issues that might show up because he takes perks for his pain as well.. I have till next week to make this happen and well im hoping you guys/gals will help me out.. Also is there a company that sells urine like this with your pain drugs in them just wondering I thought I heard it once but cant remember.. Well please give me all of your suggestions

If you have a buddy that has clean piss that takes percs to then what seems to be the problem?

They aren't going to be looking to see if your pregnant or any shit like that. Is this a DOT psychical or what? That's the only thing I could think of that would go that thorough of a search and even then they didn't do mine like that.

RB1956 said:

Hey, I get a prescription every month for 60 of them but often run out after 20 days or so but my DOC knows I smoke as well so she wont give me any more.. But I have to take a yearly test next week and im wondering how im supposed to pass.. I smoke daily for my pain, I have bulging and herniated discs and bone spurs in my neck got hit by a wrecking truck yrs ago.. So I guess im wondering if theres anyway to do this.. I was thinking maybe clean urine and then taking a perk and hoping that worked but im not sure.. I have someone who could pee for me but I don't know if he has any health issues that might show up because he takes perks for his pain as well.. I have till next week to make this happen and well im hoping you guys/gals will help me out.. Also is there a company that sells urine like this with your pain drugs in them just wondering I thought I heard it once but cant remember.. Well please give me all of your suggestions

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I was in the same boat..
(with the exception that my dr was NOT supportive of my MMJ usage.. he stated that I could not be on a FDA admin'd drug while I was on one banned by the FDA.. gave me 90 days to retest.. and I was clean within 60 from the opiates... I was flat out tired of it.. paying $250+ per mo for pills + dr visit.. )

I was on everything from ultracelt to fentanl to oxy + all the muscle relaxers antidepressants and sleep meds over the past 20+ years.. (chronic pain in back shoulders knees r.a etc..) I relied on the opiates and thought they were the best thing... turns out they really mess with you not just in destroying parts of your organs.. the mental/emotional part is even more devastating..

I too would run out and end up cutting my pills in half to last till my next refill this is a bad indication of future events my friend...

I know not at any point could someone have the ability to talk me off my pills before I decided to quit them... so my intent is not to talk you off your pills but to let you know what a shit storm may lay ahead for you..

if you dont feel ok talking about it further here.. pm me..

hope you find a working solution..


welcome to RIU too.

my pain doc just switched me to dilaudid. it works longer. the perks make me hungry too.

Coming from a recovering perk/heroin addict, fuck that shit. Ruins families, relationships, and lives. It seems all gravy when it starts out as a doctors order to cure pain but don't put your life in another man's hands just because he is wearing a lab coat. Let nature heal with the power of mary. It got me through the agonizing pain and sickness of heroin withdraw, allow it to help with your illness too

I stopped smoking for 3 day's and then drank a system flush that you can get at a health food store. You have to drink a LOT of this stuff mixed with water, but I passed 2 different tests that way. Good luck.

Hey, the person I know has some health issues but as long as they are just testing to see if I don't have herbs in my system and have perks in my system I should be fine.. As far as people talking about it ruining my life and stuff well im NOT an addict im just in a lot of pain daily cant work anymore and well my DOC is cool because she had no choice but to have her son smoke because of cancer and now has nothing against it since she knows for a FACT it helps with a lot of things, not just getting high as young punks would say.. I smoke and take my 2-3 500mg perks each day to help some days I cant even get up because my back totally locks up.. But I guess im going to go with having my buddy help me.. Thanks and any more suggestions are cool 2.. Remember I need to clean out the herbs but still have perks in my system NOT just a clean out..

I too take morphine and percoset for an annular disc tear. I've not been asked to drug test yet, but, it is always a looming threat at a pain clinic. My plan, if faced with this issue, is to use a whizzinator, except when I mix up the urine, I'm going to mix in some crushed up morphine or perc. Just a little so it shows up positive on the test. This way, positive for opiate, negative for thc.

win win. I hope.

See that's what I was thinking of doing just Not sure if it works.. Has anyone tried thiss>> Please let me know

bowlfullofbliss said:

I too take morphine and percoset for an annular disc tear. I've not been asked to drug test yet, but, it is always a looming threat at a pain clinic. My plan, if faced with this issue, is to use a whizzinator, except when I mix up the urine, I'm going to mix in some crushed up morphine or perc. Just a little so it shows up positive on the test. This way, positive for opiate, negative for thc.

win win. I hope.

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gonna be hard, as its hard to get the wizzinator now that its illegal.

ouch that sucks...

not sure but i dont believe mixing yer meds with yer sample will work. the test looks for what the opiate or opioid turns into in yer system. not what the tablets are actually made of.

RB1956 said:

Hey, I get a prescription every month for 60 of them but often run out after 20 days or so but my DOC knows I smoke as well so she wont give me any more.. But I have to take a yearly test next week and im wondering how im supposed to pass.. I smoke daily for my pain, I have bulging and herniated discs and bone spurs in my neck got hit by a wrecking truck yrs ago.. So I guess im wondering if theres anyway to do this.. I was thinking maybe clean urine and then taking a perk and hoping that worked but im not sure.. I have someone who could pee for me but I don't know if he has any health issues that might show up because he takes perks for his pain as well.. I have till next week to make this happen and well im hoping you guys/gals will help me out.. Also is there a company that sells urine like this with your pain drugs in them just wondering I thought I heard it once but cant remember.. Well please give me all of your suggestions

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Percs are out of your system in like 3 days... just say you hadnt taken any in the past week...

I think using a typical flush cleanser like the buzz purple drink would work if you followed the instructions for MJ... which no smoking for 2-3 days... but continue to use the percs.. maybe a little more than usual the night before and morning of.

It's not an exact thing... but, it's a lazy way of doing it.

Just use your buddys urine.. if a health issue comes in just say none of the symptoms sound right..

THe thing about using synthetic or anothers urine is getting the temp right.

Do some tests... use pocket hand warmers in your car to heat it up on the way or in the parking lot... test the time it takes for the urine to cool to the proper temp, then plan accordingly.
To hold heat longer, keep the bag against your skin, in your pants... your body heat will help it stay warm.

Hey, yeah I cant not smoke for 2-3 days not possible.. Im going to have to use my buddies I believe, cant drink a flush stuff and crush a pill.. NO CRUSHING HERE.. But thanks everyone I do thank ya