how to pass a drug test in 9 days?

Cynic said:

Yeah.. I guess if my "suggestion" isn't good enough, you can use that synthetic method.

But man, you should have thought twice about taking a toke, knowing you had to test.

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wow man u are just a bounty of help here

GlassFreak said:

k so now instead of helping or n e thing u and the other dipshit have just been bashing on people... and... who are u to judge why he smoked or that he even did. u are a fucking duchebag and need to just leave peole alone... all i tried to do is help and u are just being an asshole...

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This wasn't even really necessary, you're making yourself more of an imbecile than you already are.

this thread is getting way beyond out of hand lol. everyone take a step back and take one of these unless you have a drug test to pass of course... im done here

DKskater75 said:

this thread is getting way beyond out of hand lol. everyone take a step back and take one of these unless you have a drug test to pass of course... im done here

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Same here, im not going to reply to that asshole anymore, nor read his posts.

Cynic said:

Or maybe you're too stupid to thrive on this earth, which leads me to believe you'd be better off dead than giving suggestions to poor innocent growers.... blah what am I talking about.. you're too pathetic to die, I think you'd be better off suffering in a cave full of Radon gas.

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wut the fuck are u talking about u fuckin megalo meniacle little dick munch? you go from critisizing to threating life? wow wut a leap. someone has anger issues...

DICK 1--->kiss-ass<----DICK 2

hehe they had to go get jiggidy with eachother...

for those that helped thanx for all of the advice and for all of u people that really think that i was dumb enough to smoke even once i found out that i had to take a drug test thanx for providing me with a nice laugh.
I have heard of the sure-gel method working before and i was thinking about trying it, i just didnt know exactly how to use this method. but i will most definitly go to the gym and sit in the steam room, and drink a lot of water. and the day of the test try the sure-gel method. When i get the results back i will tell every1 how things worked out for me...this will b something everybody can learn from and not just me.

shit the only time i got drug tested was when i almost got cought smokin in the adult skool bathroom and smoke everyday damn day and that same day i smoked 2 grams, had to take the test the night after, didnt eat shit and drank a shit load of waters, and passed it, 9 days aint nothin

its called URINLUCK QUICK FIX

do a net search for it to see what it looks like most smoke shops sell it

u can pass a test while ur still stoned, ive used it for 4 years and never stoped smoken and never failed a test

yea thats good. drinking water is probably ur number one priority, do all the other stuff as well but dont stop drinkin water man, just flush n e thing in ur system out and u should be fine. not eating should really help to, at least not as much as normal and better stuff, dont eat the day of the test. maybe even the day or night befor. good luck and hope it all works out.

If I were in a situation where I had to pass a THC test, the first thing I would do is put down the bong. Then I'd find my swim trunks and running shoes.

Like it was mentioned before, THC is fat soluble. So, start exercising and try to burn off some of the fat holding the drug. To help it along, eat a low fat diet and watch your calorie intake. Don't starve yourself, but also don't eat a loaf of bread a day. Run, swim, exercise and drink plenty of fruit juices and water.

Another big thing is knowing what sort of test is being used. If it's one of those on-site thingies where they use a test strip of paper, you'll probably fool it by drinking a shit load of water and coffee: you'll have so much piss in you that the THC will be very dilute (Tip: dose up on vitamin B to color your pee yellow cause sometimes they'll turn down a specimen if it's clear).

If they're sending a sample away to a lab, they're going to be using mass spectrometry or chromatography. These machines can detect molecules at the ppm range... you won't fool them.

There's a lot of wacky pseudoscience floating around that won't help. There's only one way to get shit out of your body quick: your own body. It's been practicing it for millions of years through evolution.

My $0.02

zero33 said:

If I were in a situation where I had to pass a THC test, the first thing I would do is put down the bong. Then I'd find my swim trunks and running shoes.

Like it was mentioned before, THC is fat soluble. So, start exercising and try to burn off some of the fat holding the drug. To help it along, eat a low fat diet and watch your calorie intake. Don't starve yourself, but also don't eat a loaf of bread a day. Run, swim, exercise and drink plenty of fruit juices and water.

Another big thing is knowing what sort of test is being used. If it's one of those on-site thingies where they use a test strip of paper, you'll probably fool it by drinking a shit load of water and coffee: you'll have so much piss in you that the THC will be very dilute (Tip: dose up on vitamin B to color your pee yellow cause sometimes they'll turn down a specimen if it's clear).

If they're sending a sample away to a lab, they're going to be using mass spectrometry or chromatography. These machines can detect molecules at the ppm range... you won't fool them.

There's a lot of wacky pseudoscience floating around that won't help. There's only one way to get shit out of your body quick: your own body. It's been practicing it for millions of years through evolution.

My $0.02

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Passing a drug test can be quite easy. I've passed two lab tests the past year, the first with a 3 day break and the second with a 5 day smoking break. In order to beat the test you have to understand what they are testing for. Obviously they test for THC and THC metabolites. The goal is to dilute your urine enough so that your THC metabolites are below the cutoff levels of 50ng/mL without creating a red flag in your sample. Drinking tons of water will make your piss crystal clear (red flag), and your creatinine levels will be way low (creatinine is the byproduct of creatine, found in meat and what some bodybuilders take).
How to beat it then?
Color: Riboflavin (Vitamin B2) supplements. Riboflavin is orange and consuming it in excess will turn your piss neon yellow. Don't worry about overdosing, B-vitamins are water-soluble and are simply excreted if not needed (hence the neon piss).
Creatine: Creatine supplements, obviously. If you look at ANY "detox" drink, two ingredients are ALWAYS present: riboflavin & creatine.

"Detox" drinks do not detoxify anything, your liver does that.

Factors that will raise your chances of beating it:
1) Low fat levels: THC is fat-soluble and those without much fat will store less
2) Exercise: Exercise will raise your metabolism and will help burn off those metabolites. Avoid exercise 1-2 days before your test to keep yourself hydrated.
2) Drinking LOTS of water. Toss in a Gatorade or two to prevent cramps from low sodium and/or potassium levels. Or eat a banana.

The morning of my test I took my prescription Adderall (15mg XR) so I knew I would get a phone call when my results came back and I wouldn't be left in limbo wondering if I passed. Well, the test didn't even show up positive for amphetamines!!

Hope this helps all

Hooray for real science!

honestly... this thread should have been a simple one reply answer lol instead it turned into some ridiculous 6 page nonsense.

DKskater75 said:

honestly... this thread should have been a simple one reply answer lol instead it turned into some ridiculous 6 page nonsense.

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hell yea!!! i feel like i sparked a big controversy by accident. but i do like the different ways mentioned

yeah you did nice going lol. well i had to give my input since i tried that sure-gel shit one time and still got fired from my job lol who knows if it really works maybe im just unlucky

GlassFreak said:

k well i can help without you having to buy 60$ detox drinks or spending 300$ on a urinator so u can get a felony in the process... thats right, using a urinator is a felony!

i and many people i know have used this method over and over and it works every time if u follow the directions right.

k first go to any grocery store and ask for a canning product called certal or sure-gel. it should only cost u about 5 bucks for 2 packs.

take the powderd gel and mix it well with a big cup of juice, carefull not to let it mix too long because it will start to get more thick the longer u wait. so drink up fast.

ok so u have 2 packs of canning product mixed well with one big ass cup of juice, now dont do n e of the mixing or drinking untill about 2 hours befor your test.

so 2 hours befor your test down that whole drink and then just keep drinking water, as much as u can, and pee alot too. the gel substance adheres to the fat that is constantly being shead through pee (thc bonds to your fat) thats how they can tell u have done drugs. so as the gel covers the sheading fat it doesnt allow the fats and toxins atatched to enter your urine, alowing you to basicaly pee water.

the fact that u are going to hand them something that looks more like water than pee they can get a little... concerned if u are trying to fake it.

theres a verry easy way to get around that too. the night befor get some food thats really greasy, fried chicken or pizza or something like that with alot of grease. eat that the night befor and the morning of the test, the grease will be in the pee the way the water will be and it wil make it look yellower so u dont arouse suspicioun.

good luck! hope i helped

PEACE

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I WAS ON PROBATION FOR 6 MOUNTH AND HAD TO DRINK THIS NAASTY SHIT, BUT IT WORKED EVERY TIME.....

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO IS HOW U DRINK IT, WHEN U DRINK IT, AND HOW LONG B4 U APPOINTMENT.

I KNOW THIS WORKS CUZ I HAVE DONE IT AND IT VERY CHEAP. ALL I GET IS ONE PACK OF SHURE GELL AND ONE 32OZ. OF GATORADE. THATS IT.

THIS IS SO EASY AND CHEAP AND U CAN SMOKE RIGHT B4 UR APPOINTMENT, IF UR REALLY A TRUE SMOKER LIKE ME . I KNOW THIS WORK SO I UR INER ESTED JUST ASK AND I CAN GIVE U THE WHOLE STEP BY STEP...............GOOD LUCK

Ive watched my best friend and my girlfriend fail with those rip off drinks. If you want to dilute it why not just use water. The easiest and only 100% guaranteed method is to get somebodies clean urine, put it in a small squirt bottle attached to the inside of your leg, easy as that. Ive done that the last 2 times. And when i give the guy the cup the first 2 things he checked are the color and temperature then he sends it away. Unless you have a guy staring at your dick this is the best way. And if you dont have a clean friend there is a website that will overnight clean human urine(not the fake stuff)

All my friends sMoke, clean piss is hard to cum by. In my case i had sum one staring at my dick the hole time. Iwas on probation and he could not figure it out. I was cum in to see this guy baked as hell and i didnt hide it at all. So yeah he always watched me cuz he though i was bring my own piss in. But that was not the case . I was so high all the time and he new it but could not figuer out how i was passing with flying colors. U dont have to do it my way but i was only trying to help. It worked for me and i never had to worry about temp. Problems or any bottle in my underware. Its allREADY crouded in there.lol

Styl!st07 said:

All my friends sMoke, clean piss is hard to cum by. In my case i had sum one staring at my dick the hole time. Iwas on probation and he could not figure it out. I was cum in to see this guy baked as hell and i didnt hide it at all. So yeah he always watched me cuz he though i was bring my own piss in. But that was not the case . I was so high all the time and he new it but could not figuer out how i was passing with flying colors. U dont have to do it my way but i was only trying to help. It worked for me and i never had to worry about temp. Problems or any bottle in my underware. Its allREADY crouded in there.lol

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Sorry i actually didnt read your post, i guess if the gel contains the things you need that the test looks for that normally get flushed and the gatorade takes care of the color, then i guess it should work, because it clearly did for you. Oh yea i said inside of thigh not underwear, that all close as it gets to my wang!