How To Pass A Drug Test?

BustedParaphernalia

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I drink like 3 liters a day on a normal basis lol, and I'm fine. My piss is always clear. I wonder if that would make a lab tech suspicious
 

canuckgrow

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So you're on probation for drug offenses and your on a Cannibas forum asking how to pass a drug test?? hmmm. My suggestion would be....... do the time then don't do what got your ass caught again and everythings honkey dorey.
 

BustedParaphernalia

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I'm not asking how to pass a drug test, I'm just sharing some information I found for anyone interested. It came up in my Gizmodo feed. For your information, I'm not on probation, it's just a possibility. Court date is in July. So I'm researching my options.

And waiting out a year of probation without pot is not an option.
 

BustedParaphernalia

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I wouldn't risk it, I'm pretty sure the lab techs can tell how old pee is, even if you freeze it. I'm sure freezing it slows down the aging process significantly but I wouldn't trust it more than a week or so... idk. If it's for a job interview it's not that big of a risk, but if you're on probation I definitely wouldn't risk it.
 

medicalmaryjane

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I'm not asking how to pass a drug test, I'm just sharing some information I found for anyone interested. It came up in my Gizmodo feed. For your information, I'm not on probation, it's just a possibility. Court date is in July. So I'm researching my options.

And waiting out a year of probation without pot is not an option.
what r u on probation for? curious.. i've worked at a lot of jobs and never been drug tested. i hope i don't curse myself at future jobs by saying this LOL. i am self employed so i don't worry abotu these things too much but i don't know, i still fear a drug test. i think i would just say no or be honest and say "i smoke to relieve anxiety" and if they have a problem, fuck em. i guess some people need a job really bad so they will piss for it. i wouldn't mind having one but i don't know about pissing.
 

BustedParaphernalia

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I've never been drug tested for employment either, I guess it depends on the demographic around where you live. But yeah, the laws are fucking stupid to begin with, and places testing people for employment is even stupider. People are so ignorant.

When I lived with my mom up until about a month and a half ago, we'd have fights a lot, and once she called the cops and they came to my room and I hadn't hid my paraphernalia well enough and they saw it (yeah... I'm a moron) and confiscated like $400 worth of glass (no pot though, I didn't have any). So for that charge they'll probably put me on probation... though I'm hoping for just a fine or something.
 

medicalmaryjane

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lofl sorry i am high & that soundnd funny. ive benn fucked up all night. ddrank 2 much , we r partying here. friday u know. my pot tastes so fucken good. i just hit the greens of my convenience pipe and the taste was so good i really felt accomplished. i can't wait to do it again. new plans r progressing :)
 

medicalmaryjane

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omg i had to go tot court the other day and i thought i had no case and the judge threw it out. turns out my crime was so petty it wasnn't even worth the time it took to process. maybe yours is the same.
 

dirtsurfr

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what r u on probation for? curious.. i've worked at a lot of jobs and never been drug tested. i hope i don't curse myself at future jobs by saying this LOL. i am self employed so i don't worry abotu these things too much but i don't know, i still fear a drug test. i think i would just say no or be honest and say "i smoke to relieve anxiety" and if they have a problem, fuck em. i guess some people need a job really bad so they will piss for it. i wouldn't mind having one but i don't know about pissing.
I was going to get a job thru one of those temp places and they wanted t PT, I asked them if smoking pot would screw up the test? They alomst shit, WOW no ones ever said they smoked before. I told them I've smoked my whole adult life and there was no such thing as a job good enough for me to quit! And walked out.
 

BustedParaphernalia

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omg i had to go tot court the other day and i thought i had no case and the judge threw it out. turns out my crime was so petty it wasnn't even worth the time it took to process. maybe yours is the same.
Man I wish, but I already know they're going to charge me, I've been to court twice about it, they just had to change the court date after the first two appearances for stupid reasons.

I was going to get a job thru one of those temp places and they wanted t PT, I asked them if smoking pot would screw up the test? They alomst shit, WOW no ones ever said they smoked before. I told them I've smoked my whole adult life and there was no such thing as a job good enough for me to quit! And walked out.
Yeah man, shit's ridiculous. Props to you for shoving it in their face
 

medicalmaryjane

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Yeah man, shit's ridiculous. Props to you for shoving it in their face
i am impressed that you will go through with it. it's not easy from either perspective but you gtta do what you gotta do. goodluck, i hope you pass the piss test. my friend had to attach piss to her back and drive to a lab to get her piss tested. then she poured the piss in the cup and gave it to them, she passed LOL. funny shhit. i thinkt hat's you're only KNOWN PASS. otherwise all these kits and shit, prob don't do shit.

maybe they wil be easy on you n court. mine was in and out paperwork nonsense. almost should change the law to avoid the reason i wet to court. thats how dumb it was
 

BustedParaphernalia

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i am impressed that you will go through with it. it's not easy from either perspective but you gtta do what you gotta do. goodluck, i hope you pass the piss test. my friend had to attach piss to her back and drive to a lab to get her piss tested. then she poured the piss in the cup and gave it to them, she passed LOL. funny shhit. i thinkt hat's you're only KNOWN PASS. otherwise all these kits and shit, prob don't do shit.

maybe they wil be easy on you n court. mine was in and out paperwork nonsense. almost should change the law to avoid the reason i wet to court. thats how dumb it was
I don't have a choice lol I have to go through with it, assuming they put me on probation.

Yeah the only fail-safe way to piss clean for a piss test is to not piss at all... use someone elses' clean piss. But none of my buddies have clean piss anyway haha so that won't help mne
 

medicalmaryjane

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I don't have a choice lol I have to go through with it, assuming they put me on probation.

Yeah the only fail-safe way to piss clean for a piss test is to not piss at all... use someone elses' clean piss. But none of my buddies have clean piss anyway haha so that won't help mne
lofl, that's crazy, you don't know a single person with clean pss? actually, i would have no one to ask either. i only know 2 people and they smoke LOL> that blows. i wouldn't bother pissing if it's not going to be clean. better to stand your ground than give them evidence you're a liar.
 
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