How to pass A Pee Drug Test!

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northernlighter2012

northernlighter2012

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the baby bottles are formulated with a plastic that is meant to be cool to the touch but insulate the warm milk inside, therefore keeping the piss hot..the shit works try it if u gotta!
 
passittotheleft

passittotheleft

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i agree NL...some places check warmth of the piss to see if its actually your piss or bottled! I was in rehab for a while and used a HotHands and some duck tape with some piss inside a Jumbo modified Visine Bottle! Worked great!
 
josh878

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got wal mart in the baking aisle and u will see something my the jell-ow called "Certo" drink that both pack mixed with a 64oz cranberry juice.
and u will pass
 
spark1

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ok, since there have been references to it already, I'll share the surefire method that has never failed to work in 15 years. 1 box of Certo (fruit pectin, found in the canning section of the grocery)and one gallon of your favorite Gatorade. Mix both packets of Certo into the gallon of Gatorade. Drink 1/2 gallon the night before your test/interview, and the rest the next morning. Drink right up until your test. You don't have to worry about taking the sample midstream or anything. This has been used for jobs that require slightly higher security clearance than Home Depot:mrgreen:,so I'm sure you'd have no problem.
 
SkunkPunx

SkunkPunx

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on top of that.. you sometimes have to have urine enter the toilet as well, so you have to have enough to fill to the line and also react to the chemicals they pour in the toilets...

what's great about NOT being 17 is i live in my own place and support myself.. so i don't have to worry about shit like that. the last job i got, i admitted i wouldn't pass and they gave me the job i wanted anyways.. in some cases, honesty is alot safer than trying to BS a test, some companies respect the honesty i guess?!?!?!

wait til you're 18, being underage means they can notify your family bud

:blsmoke:=:mrgreen:
 
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dankforall

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I store the piss in my mouth that way it stays warm. Just dont talk when you go in to the place. When you go into the bathroom spit the piss into the cup. you pass and your done!!
 
potpimp

potpimp

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Yep, so much for the "smart brain", LOL. Seriously, if you're going to brag about your big brain, use proper grammar, sentence structure, syntax, and post some nekkid pix of your mom. JK :) They take the temp of the pee so make sure that the temp of the clean pee is as close to your body temp as possible. Keep it as warm as possible.
 
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faralos

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just never seen it before. Thanks so much for that literal 'Heads Up' now all I have on my mind are these stupid fake dicks that look fake that we can use to pee out of. I've already used fake stuff with it strapped to inner thigh with a heat pak I just didn't have any left to use. This whole thread started 'cause I'd asked how to pass, now I must go to sleep with pics of plastic penii (?) floating around in my head.
Dude, you get my vote of respect for doing that to me, I concede...:mrgreen:
 
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faralos

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me is a English Major. sorry, actually I'm not my sister was.It was an old family joke, 'course now she does proofreads on thesis' for docs and lawyers and pulls in close to 6 figures a year, go figure...
 
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dankforall

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faralos said:
me is a English Major. sorry, actually I'm not my sister was.It was an old family joke, 'course now she does proofreads on thesis' for docs and lawyers and pulls in close to 6 figures a year, go figure...
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Thats good for your sister. What are you??
 
mastakoosh

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spark1 said:
ok, since there have been references to it already, I'll share the surefire method that has never failed to work in 15 years. 1 box of Certo (fruit pectin, found in the canning section of the grocery)and one gallon of your favorite Gatorade. Mix both packets of Certo into the gallon of Gatorade. Drink 1/2 gallon the night before your test/interview, and the rest the next morning. Drink right up until your test. You don't have to worry about taking the sample midstream or anything. This has been used for jobs that require slightly higher security clearance than Home Depot:mrgreen:,so I'm sure you'd have no problem.
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there is another thread on here where someone is questioning these methods. me and my wife have used this numerous times and it costs like 3 or 4 bucks at the market. he is saying it will not work. hard headed know it alls piss me off. why would i lie, it works so i am trying to share this info with my fellow smokers to fuck the man. but he is trying to prove me wrong but i know it works. good post dude.
 
email468

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faralos said:
just never seen it before. Thanks so much for that literal 'Heads Up' now all I have on my mind are these stupid fake dicks that look fake that we can use to pee out of. I've already used fake stuff with it strapped to inner thigh with a heat pak I just didn't have any left to use. This whole thread started 'cause I'd asked how to pass, now I must go to sleep with pics of plastic penii (?) floating around in my head.
Dude, you get my vote of respect for doing that to me, I concede...:mrgreen:
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Glad you enjoyed the whizzinator! i think it is designed for parolee and other kind of piss tests where they actually watch you pee. Did you note that it comes in different colors? You can pick one up which doesn't match your shade and watch the hilarity ensue!
 
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