How to Pass a Urine Test?

420greendream

420greendream

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get a detox mask, they cost like $30 at your local head shop. drink it 1 hour before u drop, pee 2 times before ur actual drop, and u will be clean for 5 hours. problem solved
 
PeacefulKid1992

PeacefulKid1992

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xpyr0x666 said:
I might also add, use a condom that is NOT lubricated, to avoid that oily mess going into your piss cup.
What if they want to watch you? Every urine test I've had to do involving probation or dui, or other police encounters there has ALWAYS been someone literally watching you hold your dick...
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if its a women ill tell her suck my dick if its a guy ill tell him get the fuck out, you fagget
 
TheGreenThumber

TheGreenThumber

Active Member
Either buy a reliable detox thing or drink so much water that you are pissing out your ass.

Never failed with the 2nd route, though it isnt very fun to drink so much water.
 
PappaBear

PappaBear

New Member
fuck the condom, fuck all the nonsense.. fuck the drinks.. i smoked hash/opium balls before every test just in case they tried to send me away, at least i would be to "on it" to care.
 
PappaBear

PappaBear

New Member
how about yall send me the money yall waste on drinks and failures to my paypal. I think it would be nice considering I saved yall from being raped or fired.
 
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