Aero3 ur a cheater! U posted short messages like 5 times in a row just to build up your post number didn't ya you rep whore? lol j/k I don't care. But nah what you guys were saying, is basically what I was saying when I said "...and throw a couple of wood palets on top of them..." because nothing burns better than a stack of wood palets. Believe me. Anybody that's seen a stack of wood palets burn knows what I'm talking about. It'll get so hot the plants wont last 5 minutes under that heat, melt the sugars right off the stalks. You can find them anywhere, I usually just go look behind hardware and paint stores, or strip centers are good to, the back alley ways behind them usually have them. Just pick them up and throw'm in the back of the truck, you might could even get paid for picking up people's wood palets every other week lol, some people make a good living that way! Throw in lots of pine cones, burn lots of bark and leaves to (from outside, u know you didn't sweep your yard last fall cuz yo ass was gettin' high so I know you got some leaves in ur yard, I sure as hell do lol).
Use lighter fluid, and make sure you put the plants ON THE VERY BOTTOM of the stack of wood palets. You should use atleast 5-6 palets total, stacking 3-4 to start the fire off big. When it starts to dwindle down I usually throw another one on it to keep the fire nice and huge for a while, then the coals in the center get so hot, they'd probably melt damn aluminum cans. Anyway, good luck with that. The toilet idea wasn't stupid, but its definately not the brightest idea. Make sure you give the fire a good stiring with water when you're ready to put it out. I'd let it run its course for an hour or 3 before putting it out though, just to make sure its all turned to ash.
I said it once and I'll say it again. That, or ditch them in the woods
MAKE SURE YOU HASH THE PLANTS BEFORE YOU DISPOSE OF THEM!
there gone be lots blended stuff in your yard man
