I had a contract a few years ago to a very big corporation and I had to deliver a "product" (I can't say, it would give me away) every third day and pass through two check points. Now I had to be there by 7:00 and I had an 1&1/2 hour trip each way. I'd leave at 5:00 and smoke a nice spliff on the way up. I always had roaches i my ashtray. Now each morning I had to go through this check point, get weighed (my truck, not me
) and come back through the same check point. One morning I go through, say HI.....no worries. On my return 10 minutes later, there was a cop car at the checkpoint and an officer with a DOG!!! let me tell you I puckered right up. Now I HAD to go through and they already saw me as I rounded the curve...... c'est la vie I told myself and put on a big smile. They asked me to step out and that dog went over every inch of my truck and trailer and "product". Inside my cab as well...I had to leave the doors open. I was joking with the regular guard the whole time.....talk about putting on a front
After a couple of very long minutes, they said I could go. I did...quickly. Three days later the reg guard told me that was a bomb dog. He winked and said, they don't cross train them. We both laughed our arses off, and I laid a doobie on him...
That dog was awesome though....nothing but respect for him.