Okay Okay, Iv'e thought of this since I was six. I like the idea till this day - I'm going to have my body rebuilt to be anamatronic, and it will have a speaker that will emit random slogan 'ill think it up when I get close to my funeral' now, it will be two separate pieces of machinery; lower body will simply on the push of a remote thrust me upwards so I'm standing. The second part will swing my arms in a windmill like fashion and rotate everything from my hips upward in a horizontal rotation 180 degree motion. *I won't be spinning around of course* Just so everyone gets a clean look at my face, which will be forced into a grotesque smile.
I'll ask that the funeral is done really close to the body, and I'll have it properly staged for maximum effect.
I'll have this happen at my funeral where all of my loved ones will gather in mourning for my families and their loss. The background music I haven't thought of yet either, but I will closer to my day.
Anybody else have crazy grandiose desires for designing there funeral or own death? I want to die fighting on a mountain cliff with two chainsaws strapped to my arms and a flame thrower somehow grafted to one, fighting a bakers dozen of rabid starved grizzly bears drugged with pcp. Like a man.
