How would you like your corpse handled??

farmasensist

farmasensist

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i like the viking and green funerals. i think the green funeral is what most muslims do. thats probably what id do. it seems like the most natural thing to do return urself to the earth.

i hope to die during apocalypse. it would be cool to see how the world ends, plus no one will be sad or miss me.
 
tnrtinr

tnrtinr

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I don't think you can do any of the "green" funerals around here. I think you need a vault and a casket or cremation.

I would like to be fed to a pig.
 
Double0verhead

Double0verhead

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i want to be catapulted off a huge cliff into the ocean with a biodegradable parachute attached so i can float around and then float away
 
farmasensist

farmasensist

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staple a few thousand dollars to ur clothes and jump off a tall building into a crowded street. that would be a good suicide.
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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I want to be cremated. I don't like the idea of my family feeling tied to where I'm buried...like there's this cemetery I used to pass on the way to work every day, and there would be people (it seemed like some of the SAME people) there every day. Even in the RAIN. Just kicking it by graves...that seems incredibly sad to me.

But honestly, it's mostly because I'm claustrophobic as fuck, and even in death I do not want to be put in a casket. The whole reason I'm claustrophobic in the first place is because when I was little kid, during a funeral, my cousins locked me in a damn casket.
 
milowerx96

milowerx96

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I would prefer to be buried at sea. I hope my friends are drinking a fine illegal Cuban rum and smoking a huge as spliff. Deep six me. Hopefully I died smoking a premo getting a hummer from a girl half my age. Not many faster ways to become one with the earth than being fish poop.
 
Dank Hill

Dank Hill

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I would want all the meat on my body grinded up and sent to a meat packaging plant, with a little piece of me mixed in with as many sausages that can be produced. Then my bones will be knitted into a tapestry that will be used as a backdrop at death metal concerts.
 
DFL420

DFL420

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When i die i want to have my body taken out to some nice country side with a view. Have a platform built with a bunch of firewood underneath, Then just put me on top of the platform, light that shit and let me burn.
 
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