mr sunshine
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You never need an invitation my nigg, you're v.I.p
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mr sunshine
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He also threatened my life, said something like I know mafioso mudafuckas that make people disappear. It was super cute, then he went on about blasting off with other men.
StonedFarmer
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LoL
I hope you werent too scared.
One time I went with my friends to a interesting male stripclub. We had women and I dont need to explain.
I felt confused like bong too for a few min, then I realized maybe it was the cocaine?
Im not aure where this story was gunna go.
But be atrong and carry a rape whistle. Never know when those men are going to murder you.
Ps lebron says hi
mr sunshine
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What do you watch on tv?
StonedFarmer
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Animal planet specials on cats.
I havent watched much tv lately sadly. Mostly music and mysellf jack off infront of the mirror. Im reinforcing that I love myself.
I havent watched much tv lately sadly. Mostly music and mysellf jack off infront of the mirror. Im reinforcing that I love myself.
mo841
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Bull shit, we all know you got the video camera aimed at the mirror so you can catch your self on tape when you finally catch your own load In ur mouth like a dog catching pop corn in mid air. Make sure to post that shit when you finally succeed. Theirs some positive reinforcement for ya, its like being rewarded for jerkin it.
StonedFarmer
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mo841
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Have at it man, you wouldn't be the first. Maybe you guys can get married and I can call you daddy
StonedFarmer
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Oh baby you can call me daddy anytime. Just let me put on my speedo n toe first.
So I stopped ghe blow a bit ago. Do u guys think this flafel i left outaode all night is atill good?
I certainly hope so as I began eating. It may have been bad from ghe start my buddy bought it for me as we hit the bars( i waz foo tweaked to eat.
It tastes ago. Qorst i see in it ia tahini and maybe a few food borne illnesses
Mr. Bongwater
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Mr. Bongwater
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can somebody shoot me between the eyes tonight, thats the only thing i fucking want, i don't want to wake tomorrow
Mr. Bongwater
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qwizoking
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qwizoking
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you wouldn't understand
StonedFarmer
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I like how bong feelz 2 grams of coke is some large amount.
LoL monday I did close to 4.5 from when i finiahed aork till sleeps.
Wasnf even a big night.
Sad my toleranxe is so high now. Quality is dank, as I seen others and they dont complain.
I wouldng maks money Ny lghef way.
Basically dont throw down with me cor a night of drinking m only bring a g.
This bitxh asked me to buy her a beer after getting a spot??? She said she used to strip so me n my boy were saying come back
"Oh no I dont do that anymore"
Number deleted. Ahe csn keep her money. She csnr party
Anyways
I votta vo blast off.
Remember
Cats are gods and godesses
LoL monday I did close to 4.5 from when i finiahed aork till sleeps.
Wasnf even a big night.
Sad my toleranxe is so high now. Quality is dank, as I seen others and they dont complain.
I wouldng maks money Ny lghef way.
Basically dont throw down with me cor a night of drinking m only bring a g.
This bitxh asked me to buy her a beer after getting a spot??? She said she used to strip so me n my boy were saying come back
"Oh no I dont do that anymore"
Number deleted. Ahe csn keep her money. She csnr party
Anyways
I votta vo blast off.
Remember
Cats are gods and godesses
Lol.
StonedFarmer
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Qwio if ur feeling depressed because of ur crack addiction.
Consult sf.
I can be ur aponsor.
I have a rock here, dun be sad my texan sock acct
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