Hulk Series 200mW Green handheld laser - I can burn people without them even knowing!

cannabisguru

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yes sir, got my new laser in the mail yesterday.

I got this one, http://www.dragonlasers.com/catalog/Hulk-Series-200mW-Green-Handheld-Laser-p-16190.html

I wanted the 350mW model, but didn't have the extra money for it. But thats fine, this thing is FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!! It will ignite a match... and will pop balloons.. not to mention it will burn the fucking shit out of you if your not careful.

I mainly bought it because I'm getting tired of these asshole neighbors driving by my house squeeling their tires and speeding.. not to mention people tend to keep running the stop sign thats located right in front of my house (I live on a corner lot). So, now that I know this laser has the power to burn the shit out of human skin... each time someone comes by and squeals their tires, speeds excessively, throws trash in my yard, and or running the stop sign.. I'll remember that person and what they're driving... and next time they come by here.. I'll be ready for them.. and they'll either get a popped tire via laser... or, a nice pinhole burn mark on their neck/arm area.

The best part about using this powerful laser is the fact that it only takes about half a second to burn your skin, pop a balloon and or ignite a match head.. also, nobody will EVER expect to be burned by a fucking laser.. I mean, its just not something most people think about as being a possible cause/explanation. ;)

It's very stealthy in other words.. by the time I hit someone in the leg/arm/neck area, by the time they feel the excessive burn (its like being stung by a wasp, times 10) I will have already shut the laser off and be checking my email... know what I'm saying? ;)

This is the perfect weapon. It's silent, not deadly (unless you hit someone in the eye with it.. which I will not be doing..as my point here is not to kill anyone.. just to get my point across.) but yet strong enough to def. get someones attention.

I just got done wrighting my name into the newspaper with this thing.. gah damn, I could get rid of all my other 'gadgets' and keep just this one.. and be a happy camper. I would never get rid of my other gadgets.. but if I had too.. and was only able to keep my laser?? Yeah, I'd be a happy camper.

ahhh yes, and the battle begins. ;)

peace & love ppl.

P.S. - If your interested in one of these high powered lasers.. which they have ones that are even more powerful than the one I ordered (expensive though).. you should check out the link I posted in this thread. They've a good selection of REAL lasers.
 

d.s.m.

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Green lasers are awesome. It won't pop a car tire, though. And I foresee you you getting arrested and your laser confiscated.
 

ULMResearch

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Car tires are designed to handle hundreds of degrees when driving at high speed. You'd be better off going for the eyes, Minsc.
 

Luger187

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as i was reading this, i imagined a guy driving down the street. then a laser hits his neck and blood starts squirting everywhere from the artery haha
 

jonblaze420

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I hope that's not what you use for home defense if you hear glass breaking in the middle of the night lol.

Pew! Pew! Take that!
 

obijohn

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What if your aim was off and it did hit someone in the eye? Or the sudden pain of a skin burn caused them to lose control of the car? Not cool IMO.
 

Sr. Verde

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go try and smoke weed with us and come back with a report


i bet thats how aliens do it... in outer space...
 

beardo

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I hate nerds-your all Evil
I want to reach out from the internet and smack the shit out of you for having a lazer.
 

mattman

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I think if I had the money, that would be one of the only reasons id use it (to smoke), other than starting small fires at a camp... really cool tool if you ask me
 
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