Human or Alien ... Take The Test

Handson

Active Member
Reminded me of an ADHD test I had when I was young

Your data suggest a slight automatic identification with Human compared to Alien
 

fdd2blk

Well-Known Member
ut oh, ... :shock:


Your data suggest a moderate automatic identification with Alien compared to Human.


If your results, provided above, indicate a stronger identity with alien relative to human, then you are probably an alien. Self-reports of humanness sometimes differ from the results revealed by the IAT because either aliens do not want to admit to being an alien either because of plans for world domination or because of low collective self-esteem. Also, one's implicit alien identity can be a surprise to the test taker because "he" or "she" did not know previously about being an alien. These cases are surprisingly common and are likely due to memory impairment or alieodissociative identity disorder (not yet recognized by the APA diagnostic manual).

A few humans - mostly bleeding heart liberals - implicitly identify with aliens more than humans because of a uncontrollable need to disidentify with the ingroup.

In either case, if you show an implicit alien identity, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is interested to speak with you.

If you instead show an implicit human identity, then it is likely that you are in implicit denial. Why would you have taken this test if you were not an alien? Please report yourself to DHS anyway.

A Professor Dr. Arina Bones, Ph.D. production. If you are otherwise confused or uncertain about your results, you may wish to evaluate whether you are Dead or Alive.




spock kept throwing me off. :cuss:
 

CrackerJax

New Member
Hahah!! I came in at strongly Human. I was devastated. My alien brothers went too far with the "coding" in my cerebral cortex .... I'm sure I'm an alien and they messed me up!! :lol:

FDD..... Spock also messed me up from the start.....the first time I saw him I thought oh.... Nimoy...human. By the end of the test... I hated him.... it.
 

IAm5toned

Well-Known Member
Your data suggest a moderate automatic identification with Human compared to Alien.


im calling HS on FDD.... i knew he was an alien... how else could he grow those monsters w/out using alien technology!
i knew it was a conspiracy!

:lol:

i only made 1 mistake, on the last one :bigjoint:

edit/ps-

it was fucking spock that got me too, lol....
 

vh13

Well-Known Member
Your data suggest a strong automatic identification with Human compared to Alien.

I must consume too much sci-fi, I've become immune to alien influence. :shock:

That was a nifty little brain trick, separating us/them from human/alien. Really sets the stage for the kind of thinking that can come up with this little number:

"A few humans - mostly bleeding heart liberals - implicitly identify with aliens more than humans because of a uncontrollable need to disidentify with the ingroup."
 

Total Head

Well-Known Member
that shit gave me a headache. i'm supposedly more human though although i will agree with fdd that that damn spock is a trick question. he's people for gods sake. he only played an alien. sigourney weaver was just as tricky...
 

vh13

Well-Known Member
Actually, Spock's mother was human.

fdd, I demand a retest on your behalf, the test was rigged!
 

goten

Well-Known Member
uhhhh..

i made to many errors fot it to decide what i am...hehe

my fingers were crampin cuz i was goin so fast..

thats my story and im stickin to it.....
 

......

Well-Known Member
Spock was easy,it was homer that got me lol.But yea I quit half way into it.I'l take it later.
 
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