Human poop and urine, perfect nutriment?

Leeski

Leeski

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Creature1969 said:
This could be a good Cheech and Chong skit.
"Need more Stank in your Dank? Finally, there's hope for your dope! Try new Morning Constitutional Compost! We're Number One in going #2! But don't just take my word for it. Let's hear what Ashley Roachclip of the Jefferson Hairpie has to say about it!"


:bigjoint:


"Act now and you'll also receive a free sample of Urine Luck! Our special formula Nitrogen booster that can also be used as a clean sample for your Parole Officer***!"

***Not responsible if your results come back pregnant OR post-Menopausal.
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Lmfao Quality! ☮
 
YardG

YardG

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The key thing about humanure is, it's composted. Unless you have the ability to treat or long-term compost, the feces part doesn't sound like a great idea to me.

Pee... it's not like this is a new idea, and yet, it isn't something most cannabis growers do.
 
insomnia65

insomnia65

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None of it is a new idea, it's been said a million times and probably written a million times, ancient Rome, the Sun King's court and gardens, Samuel Pepys London, shit was never a good thing for these societies, but then again they did take a dump in front of each other and Romes people lived in cramp conditions, nothing new written in here, same shit different day nor is it new in people trying to tell us that shit ain't shit ffs.
 
raggyb

raggyb

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insomnia65 said:
You shitting me.

Humanity is a product of mother nature, nothing mother nature produces is worthless, I do have an issue with clowns but don't think we can blame mother for that.

I think you are looking for another word parasite.

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We are the top of the food chain because our very nature is to consume all that is useful and leave nothing of value behind not even out of our behinds. We may only leave inheritance to our offspring so they can continue and complete our mission towards the premature depletion of all of Earth's potential. The Sun will go red giant long after we complete our inevitable mission. It is no coincidence that the worthlessness expectorate from our bowels is a literal reflection of our existence. It takes maximum energy to power the greed of this animal so it can reign at the food chain's top. So we squeeze every bit of positive energy out of everything we consume. Which is why our shit's no good. Cheery eh? Love Carlin bro.
 
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Icu420

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Nutty sKunK said:
Hahahahahahaha that’s honestly the perfect expression.

But in all serious to OP you need to compost your shit before putting on your plants.

Don’t want you taking a dump on your pots then pissing on them. Could I imagine the smell/sight after a 4 month cycle? XD
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Just gotta wash the buds bro bongsmilie

I can't wait to see the memes on commercial packaging of humanure nutes for cannabus.

For foliar spraying piss i can report than too strong solution will make the pistils shrivel up so 1:10 or 1:20 is safe. Also use fresh urine because it's hard to get rid of rancid piss smell.
 
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living gardening

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Talk is fine, but has anyone done this long term? Ppl say Shroom compost is known to sweeten crops?/! The urine thing is something I would like to do (because I hate spending money on ferts). Add some sawdust and bokashi and no smell . . . Again, has anyone done this at length?
My wife may commit me, so I wanna have my ducks in a row when "the men with clean white coats" show up.

I was shown JADAM and like living soils is a rabbit hole all its own.
I know Leighton Morrison was working on something, but he's careful to say things as most will not accept the alternative to what's been taught for the last 100 years.
 
injinji

injinji

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living gardening said:
Talk is fine, but has anyone done this long term? Ppl say Shroom compost is known to sweeten crops?/! The urine thing is something I would like to do (because I hate spending money on ferts). Add some sawdust and bokashi and no smell . . . Again, has anyone done this at length?
My wife may commit me, so I wanna have my ducks in a row when "the men with clean white coats" show up.

I was shown JADAM and like living soils is a rabbit hole all its own.
I know Leighton Morrison was working on something, but he's careful to say things as most will not accept the alternative to what's been taught for the last 100 years.
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I have used pee as my main veg food for years. I use a couple of cups per five gallons of water. You can go quite a bit stronger than that if you wish. Assume it is 11-2-1 and go from there. I've posted this before, but when Daddy was doing his walking tour of France in 1944, all the farmhouses housed the livestock on the ground floor, the people on the 2nd floor and the tank to collect the pee in the basement. They had been doing that for the last few hundred years.

I also use all sorts of composted manures, but never tried human. Not that I'm opposed to it, I just don't camp in one spot, away from a toilet, enough to make it worthwhile collecting.
 
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living gardening

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injinji said:
I have used pee as my main veg food for years. I use a couple of cups per five gallons of water. You can go quite a bit stronger than that if you wish. Assume it is 11-2-1 and go from there. I've posted this before, but when Daddy was doing his walking tour of France in 1944, all the farmhouses housed the livestock on the ground floor, the people on the 2nd floor and the tank to collect the pee in the basement. They had been doing that for the last few hundred years.

I also use all sorts of composted manures, but never tried human. Not that I'm opposed to it, I just don't camp in one spot, away from a toilet, enough to make it worthwhile collecting.
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My main goal is to find a closed loop solution. I am also seeing what size garden is possible by only manual means for 95% of functions. Also cost is huge! I will be making some JADAM amendments soon. I figure I might want to make a serious effort if this can prove to be financially sustainable.
 
raggyb

raggyb

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if we could do things with our own shit and piss we already would. we can't even recycle plastic and paper much less our excrement. I hope you eat organic only and don't use pharmaceuticals. But I will still pass on your produce if I know what you fed it.
 
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living gardening

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It's not as if I don't have my concerns. I know there is definitely knowledge and historical facts that have been hidden and stricken from easily found records. I am Pharma free and in the best health of my life and I'm 38 this year. Keto for me.
If you make sure things have been composted and properly handled, I may try a compost extract just for the microbial variety I'm sure somehow is unique to the human gut. I dunno about top dressing my beds with it. I shouldn't worry so much, we will all return to the dust from that which we were created. . .
 
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