Hve you ever been so stoned...

ClaytonBigsby said:
No, MIN, tis true. When I was young and smoked about 1/4 a day, you would never know I was high. Now, I only smoke about 2x a month and one good hit gets me stir fried for hours. I was so stoned I forgot to replug the pan. That should tell you something.
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It tells me that when I stop by and blaze with ya, I'll get most of the joint, cuz my tolerance is stupid high, and you've almost got your cherry back!

I'm going to make some Apple Pie "moon shine" -- think I should stick with the local stock 151, or make the drive for the 190? If I go for the 190, it actually loses it's alcohol taste when the apple syrup is added, but, the 151 is enough to get you alcohol poisoning drunk off 2 glasses... If I get the 190, I could grab 2 bottles, and also make some cherry pie. In the hood, I can actually sell 1 pint mason jars of pie for 10 bucks.

And, anyone know where I can get a grip of wormwood? I want to try to make my own grande absinthe!
 
Skuxx said:
Sometimes I'll be so high that I'll be looking everywhere for my pipe, or phone, or remote.... look around for 10-15 minutes, and then realize it was in my hand the entire time.
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I was looking for my bowl yesterday, tearing everything up, I'd sit down, take a hit, and then get up and look some more. Yes, I was taking the hits outta the bowl I was looking for. The boss lady laughed at me.
 
minnesmoker said:
It tells me that when I stop by and blaze with ya, I'll get most of the joint, cuz my tolerance is stupid high, and you've almost got your cherry back!

I'm going to make some Apple Pie "moon shine" -- think I should stick with the local stock 151, or make the drive for the 190? If I go for the 190, it actually loses it's alcohol taste when the apple syrup is added, but, the 151 is enough to get you alcohol poisoning drunk off 2 glasses... If I get the 190, I could grab 2 bottles, and also make some cherry pie. In the hood, I can actually sell 1 pint mason jars of pie for 10 bucks.

And, anyone know where I can get a grip of wormwood? I want to try to make my own grande absinthe!
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I think you answered yourself.






190 it is! and yes, you would get the whole joint, save one good pull. That would be good times
 
When you cats are so stoned you are looking all over for the pipe your pinching, it's a sign, PUT THE PIPE DOWN, YOU'RE HIGH ENOUGH.
 
ClaytonBigsby said:
I think you answered yourself.
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Well, not really. I can make 12 pints undiluted if I go with 151, a small captain black, and a large apple pucker. That would cost me 30, total (exactly what I have in my wallet. But, I still need jars.) And, I could actually crash the hood party with a cooler full of shine jars and make 100+. Then, I could whip up a pumpkin, apple, and cherry. Every night is national neighborhood night out, around here. But, we've had 4 stabbings, 2 beatings, and almost had 2 shootings. In the past week. So, I don't know if I want that much high grade jet fuel pumping in the hood. But then, if I don't sell it to 'em, someone else will...
 
If it's simply math and economics, you know what to do. If it's reputation of quality and your pride is on the line, then you know what to do. So it sounds like THAT is your decision to make.

I grew up in a sister neighborhood of yours, and most like to "taste" getting fooooked up. Take the money for the win.
 
Get famous fer your juice, then introduce the non alcohol tasting stuff for a few more bucks...... to those with a more sophisticated pallet.

Yes, I know palate, it's the joke
 
The pie-shop moonshine juke joint will be opening in a 'hood near me, tonight.

I'd rather the cops yell at me for flippin' people booze than get tagged with a bunch of dimes-n-dubs, and get forced to stay here for another prison internment.

And, yeah, it's definitely a rep. and honor thing. I did something pretty nasty to a guy for shorting me a couple grams. I can't exactly call myself a stand-up G if I'm not delivering a solid and sensible taste.

With the 151, the final product still proofs at about 100. I have a reputation for top-notch though. When people stop by to twist blunts, they bring their A game, because they know I don't have a B game. I've had all kinds off offers from the People around here for batches of my pie shine. Even do special requests (strawberry rhubarb, key lime, chocolate mousse, tangy orange...) Had half the hood fucked up on 2 samples, last time I whipped up a batch! I also was thinking of making some of my own fresh hard apple cider. 10# of apples are like 12.00, I have the juicer, yeast, sugar, and an 8 gallon unlined non-pcb plastic water jug is 6.00 at Walmart. (It works! I ran 2 batches of hard orange juice through one, and they tasted great! Bubbly, no plastic bleed, and a good solid strong ale buzz! You just make a filter outta' cheese cloth and a non-lubed condom.)
 
went down to my buddies house down the street a few hours ago.. grab all my stuff.. keys, cell, water, lighter, smokes, pipe and some MJ.. shove them all in my pockets cept the water and walk out the door.. then have to research all my crap to find my keys to lock the door..

did the same thing on the way back home.. you would think I would learn..
 
ClaytonBigsby said:
When you cats are so stoned you are looking all over for the pipe your pinching, it's a sign, PUT THE PIPE DOWN, YOU'RE HIGH ENOUGH.
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My understanding is that it's a funky combination of Aphasia and Ataxia, both caused by brain damage/injury. I can't "see" light in some spectrum. I also can't "see" things sometimes, even if they're right in front of me, until they're physically pointed out to me.
 
It literally takes me about 10 mins to find my keys, purse, phone, and sunglasses every time I leave my apartment after I've smoked (almost every time I leave)... shit gets SO ANNOYING!!! Lol I live in a 1 br apt and somehow manage to put my things down somewhere different every time subconsciously. The worst is when I'm in a hurry and stoned.... seems to take 10 times longer lol
 
BygonEra said:
It literally takes me about 10 mins to find my keys, purse, phone, and sunglasses every time I leave my apartment after I've smoked (almost every time I leave)... shit gets SO ANNOYING!!! Lol I live in a 1 br apt and somehow manage to put my things down somewhere different every time subconsciously. The worst is when I'm in a hurry and stoned.... seems to take 10 times longer lol
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anytime someone says literally it literally reminds me of parks and rec..

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I got so stoned that I forgot I thread jacked this shit looking for great visuals, and no one's given me any movies...

Haters
 
.... That you're holding on to the rug thinking you're going to fall upwards. Shit was crazy

Or so stoned you step on your ladies burrito on accident. A hungry woman is not funny.

Or so stoned you drop the popcorn and soda because you thought you closed your grip but never actually touch the containers.
 
A couple days ago I lost my PS3 remote. I started going through everything looking under my bed, in drawers with clothes, my laundry basket and 30 minutes later it was found. Sitting on top of my dresser in plain view xD
 
hempyninja309 said:
A couple days ago I lost my PS3 remote. I started going through everything looking under my bed, in drawers with clothes, my laundry basket and 30 minutes later it was found. Sitting on top of my dresser in plain view xD
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Ever use the flashlight app on your phone to find your phone? Cuz, I looked for like 20 minutes last night.
 
ever been so stoned that you lose your car keys, call in a locksmith, then halfway through making a new key guy goes "whats beeping.."

*takes keys out of ignition and hands them to me*

..yeah, lmao. i've left my keys in there 3 times since too.
 
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