I am an IRONMAN

Cory and trevor

Cory and trevor

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I just finished an iron distance race (the dicks who trademarked the IM logo stole the "ironman" and revolution put this race on so...technically blah blah). That is a 2.4 mile swim in lake Erie a 112 mile bike through and around Ohio and a marathon (26.2 miles of running) and I did it in 14 hours and a few seconds. I was high as shit at the start line, don't tell the race officials though cuz A) my real name isn't cory and trevor so you'd look stupid and B) I think being high might DQ me. Had a beer right before the run too out of a gatorade bottle...in retrospect I might have several addiction issue I should look at. I'm just bragging and shit, HOLLAR AT YOUR BOY!
 
stumpjumper

stumpjumper

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Good job, whatever your name is. :P Do you win any money doing that or is it just a thing to "say I did it"..?
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

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holy shit dude.. you ran a marathon and that other shit? damn what strain ya smokin? gotta get me some of that.
 
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imchucky666

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OK, CONGRATS!. Obviously not something I could do, even if you gave me 4 days LOL, but we're still waiting to hear what you drank and smoked afterwards to celebrate.
 
gladstoned

gladstoned

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Wow bro! Fewer people will talk shit to you online now.
See you came close to my last year time of 13hrs 40 min. (just bullshitting)
 
Cory and trevor

Cory and trevor

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I made no money, it cost me over a grand in entrance fee and hotel and shit. Total bucket list. I was smoking white widow before and acid.
 
Krabby

Krabby

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High muther'fuckn Five brother..........that sounds like a tough day but in the end it's a jewel in your bag of tales!
 
Cory and trevor

Cory and trevor

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high yeah, for the first hour or two, on acid NO. the strain I chilled to after was called acid. Don't tell ohio they don't do medical.
 
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potsnoberry

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Cory and trevor said:
I just finished an iron distance race (the dicks who trademarked the IM logo stole the "ironman" and revolution put this race on so...technically blah blah). That is a 2.4 mile swim in lake Erie a 112 mile bike through and around Ohio and a marathon (26.2 miles of running) and I did it in 14 hours and a few seconds.
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Pfft, Paul Ryan did it in under three hours... lol
 
Cory and trevor

Cory and trevor

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shit man I got passed by so many people over 50 I don't even want to think about it. They write your age on your calf so the poor fuck you just passed knows an old lady just whipped his ass. truely humbling and awe inspiring. I was passed by a 60 year old guy, I jogged a few miles with a guy from canada and another from Maine and watched A blind man beat me as well as a guy with only one leg. seriously inspiring event. Blind guy swam 2.4 miles tethered to a signter rode a goddamn bike for 112 miles same way and did his marathon with a sighted person in tow. took three people to keep up with him and no eyes. I mean a really deep ass feeling of what can't a man do when he really wants to do something. beyond licking the back of your own neck there really is not anything you can't do when you really want to do it. Check out team hoyt, just google it and get a box of tissues. Truly Iron men
 
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username474

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Cory and trevor said:
shit man I got passed by so many people over 50 I don't even want to think about it. They write your age on your calf so the poor fuck you just passed knows an old lady just whipped his ass. truely humbling and awe inspiring. I was passed by a 60 year old guy, I jogged a few miles with a guy from canada and another from Maine and watched A blind man beat me as well as a guy with only one leg. seriously inspiring event. Blind guy swam 2.4 miles tethered to a signter rode a goddamn bike for 112 miles same way and did his marathon with a sighted person in tow. took three people to keep up with him and no eyes. I mean a really deep ass feeling of what can't a man do when he really wants to do something. beyond licking the back of your own neck there really is not anything you can't do when you really want to do it. Check out team hoyt, just google it and get a box of tissues. Truly Iron men
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Anti drug propagandists are going to be using this post in their next commercial. "Don't get passed by a 60 year old blind lady with one leg". "Don't smoke weed."
All joking aside ,great stuff. I want to be the first person to take a bong hit on top of Everest. I will try to get my expedition paid for by High Times.
 
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hunter22375

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Cory and trevor said:
shit man I got passed by so many people over 50 I don't even want to think about it. They write your age on your calf so the poor fuck you just passed knows an old lady just whipped his ass. truely humbling and awe inspiring. I was passed by a 60 year old guy, I jogged a few miles with a guy from canada and another from Maine and watched A blind man beat me as well as a guy with only one leg. seriously inspiring event. Blind guy swam 2.4 miles tethered to a signter rode a goddamn bike for 112 miles same way and did his marathon with a sighted person in tow. took three people to keep up with him and no eyes. I mean a really deep ass feeling of what can't a man do when he really wants to do something. beyond licking the back of your own neck there really is not anything you can't do when you really want to do it. Check out team hoyt, just google it and get a box of tissues. Truly Iron men
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Is that team Hoyt as in the compound bow makers? Either way, an incredible story brother.....def inspiring.
 
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